54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#27516

enjoy it while you can before something comes along and stomps on it

#27517

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#27518

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#27519

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#27520

that’s right, after my wings melted i was raised by mermaids
I got my nickname “icibalus” after rumours spread throughout the undersea world
I prefer not to talk about that bit

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#27521

fun fact: did you know that atmospheric temperature gets LOWER the higher you get up?!?!?!?
fun fact: did you know that still causes wax wings to fall apart and plunge you into the sea?!?!?!?!?

#27522

let me tell you
you do not want to try and fly using frozen wings
trust me

#27523

I don’t need wings to fly :smirk:

#27524

good, that means you don’t have as many father issues

#27525

You know Daedalus pushed his nephew off the necropolis?

#27526

how the fuck do you think we ended up in the center of a labyrnth with a FUCKING MINOTAUR in it

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#27527

I have Thoughts on how people use the myth of Icarus as a ~cautionary tale~ to get people to repress their potential but I don’t think anyone actually wants to hear them

#27528

Because Poseidon and Aphrodite cursed Minos.

#27529

ah
it’s a bit more complicated than that

#27530

you know the thing about the hyperrealistic cow suit right
definitely my father’s third dumbest invention after wax wings and that fucking conch

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#27531

greek myths are a fun time

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#27532

Yeah, I know.
Screams EEEEEEWWWW.

#27533

He made wax wings with what he had, over months.

#27534

doesn’t excuse the fact it’s a stupid idea smh

#27535

The day he and Icarus escaped was the day he was going to be executed.