AT LEAST TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST
Katze, the daughter of the Soulcatcher
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
YES, THIS IS A COMPLETE SENTENCE!!! reeee
Fetch me their souls, Karen.
Also what’s all this about Berg Katze
Burger Kalifa
How to push agenda (a guide for people who are bad at it)
disclaimer: last time I rolled scum I accidentally bussed my wolfbuddy on D2 because I couldn’t count, take this with appropriate amounts of salt
Step 1: Identify your Desired Mislynch Target. Most people of any alignment do a mix of scummy and townie things. Your target should ideally be someone who’s done enough scummy things that you can build a convincing case, and also, like, not a consensus townread. You also generally want to choose someone who’s mislynchable (so, like, don’t be LotR Arete and deathtunnel Alice) but not the LHFiest person in the match (because ~opportunism~ ).
Step 2: Build a case on them. If you need a super basic case template:
"I think Arete is a wolf. They’ve done some wolfy things, like X, Y, and Z.
[examples of posts detailing X, with why they’re scummy]
[examples of posts detailing Y, with why they’re scummy]
[examples of posts detailing Z, with why they’re scummy]
anyways, that’s why Arete is a wolf. Let’s lynch them.
/vote Arete"
Step 3: Keep pushing your case until you can get people to sheep you. Remember, you have scumbuddies who you can use for free votes if you want, no one on this site does VCA anyway.
This post is definitely getting me mislynched sometime in the future even though this is actually just … a general template that works acceptably well for making arguments
a way fucking easier guide as to how to push agenda:
sheep incorrect townie’s reads and stroke their egos
town 1 says town 2 is mafia and votes town 2
mafia 1 votes town 2 and can tells town 1 he is a genius
town 1 continues the push and once the wagon gains enough cred mafia 1 hops off
this and creating good fakeclaims is how mafia got all mislynches(and a game-winning bus) in lotrfm
“town 1 pushed a mislynch on town 2, they’re probably Mafia, let’s get them”
exactly fucking that.
literally just sheep incorrect town reads and infiltrate towncore either by a good fakeclaim or just being townie.
either of those get you into towncore
I actually think this is the single most important point in my wallpost (=locktown)
a lot of people feel tied to the reads they would have if they were town
and you don’t have to be
also immediately kill arete for added effect