54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

welp, whoever wants it, just quote this

ye thats right. may not have worded it right but its supposed to be a related rates problem

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What do I win? A new toaster?

Yep
People asking for the prohibition of dihydrogen monoxide

Sire.
You know what dihydrogen monoxide is?

Yes, I do know, it is a damgerous chemical that emits radioactive waste akin to those of the nuclear plants in Japan! We can’t have such a dangerous substance in our midst! We need to ban the use of Dihydrogen Oxide from our country posthaste!

Uhh, no. Dihydrogen Oxide is-

You think you’re so smart, eh? Lemme tell ya, I have 5 minutes on the internet and I can safely say that that substance is as dangerous as if one were to smoke red ice!

H2O, get it? Dihydrogen per H2, and Oxide per O,

No way that’s blatantly a lie. I have a passing grade in Chemistry and I can tell you that you are wrong and presenting fake news

Dihydrogen Oxide Hoax.

What the actual f-

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at least 99.9% of people who have consumed a tiny bit of Dihydrogen Oxide, a smaller amount than the lethal dosage of Cyanide, have died.

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:^)

Speaking of nobody asking, me and my mates were talking on an snap groupchat to these scottish chicks we met and were talking about how me and one of my mates got into medical school.

After a bit, one of the girls says she wants to be a journalist prompting another girl to say to her ‘no one asked.’

I cracked up

but

the memes

How long ago was the last minority rule?

around a year ago iirc

I want another one. They seemed really fun but I only signed up 4 and a half months ago.

People I don’t know and already hate.jpg

It turns out that Petrarch is Very Good

the very idea of tests as we know them are a flawed way to measure intelligence, and for them to even approach that concept, they need to be designed so the effect of test taking strategies is minimal to none.

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Me writing bs to see if the avaliator will give me points for trying.jpg

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Let me see if I can find my exam from yesterday and translate it
It was an uni admission one

Found it
They advance in difficulty by number

first question - okay I can do it

The figure shows a part of a table in which each row and each column follow according to the pattern represented.

Regarding this table of numbers:
a) Choose a 3 × 3 square and, displaying the sum of its 9 numbers, verify that the result is a multiple of 9.
b) A square with 16 numbers has the sum of all these numbers as 1,056 (one thousand fifty-six). find it out the smallest number in this square.
c) The sum of all the numbers in a square ݊ × ݊, with the smaller number being 4, is 108,000 (one hundred and eight thousand). Which is
the value of ݊?

last question - oh God oh fuck

Solve the three items below:
a) Consider the set formed by the complex numbers z that meet the condition Re(z) = Im(z). Each element of this set will be the object of the transformation that takes a complex number in its conjugate. Represent on the complex plane (or Argand-Gauss plane) of the answer sheet the resulting set after this transformation.
b) Determine the geometrical place of the points complexo of the complex plane such that z ≠ -1 and for which (z-1)/(z+1) is a pure imaginary number.
c) Determine the real parts of all complex numbers  such that the representations of z, I and 1 in the complex plane are vertices of an equilateral triangle.

My rants:
Logarithmic, sequencial progession and combinatory questions were way too elementary.
Imaginary numbers and angles were way too tryhard but they also were the last two.

Seems fun.

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