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same energy

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Someone tell me something happy

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abraham lincoln was a huge cat person

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A catgirl?
Or, he liked cats?

he liked cats

but maybe he was hiding cat ears under that hat

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tf did I just read

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its funny because john wilkes booth was a catgirl

probably nsfw i dont remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCifKF-SgYY

eh not really that nsfw

i watched that

in it’s entirety

didn’t love it
didn’t hate it

the only emotion i felt was disgust

it is a thing that exists yes

it is irrefutable evidence though

abraham lincOwOln

what the fuck
why are the posts an hour before I wake up always so weird???

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why would people post sane things at midnight-3AM (depending on where in the US they are)

or 1am-4am since thats the time it is now

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i have all my best thoughts late in the night
like when I was half-asleep I was able to figure out exactly what clothes my mother was wearing from 75 miles away without her telling me
it was a very fucked up idea in retrospect
but it was one of my coolest Social Deduction™ moments

okay but why

why not?

i don’t really think about what my mother is wearing

i suppose living in the same house as her helps though

i was coming back from a theatre trip in the process, for reference

i figured it out through a series of logical deductions based on random things she texted me about

Bruh

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