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i’d enjoy giving a 1 hour speech to a crowd

but them applauding afterwards? no thanks

i think the moment that most exemplifies The Young Ici Experience™ was when I refused to go to the head teacher’s office despite the fact it was to praise me though

which basically sums up how shitty it is to associate having a conversation with a nice lady as being worse than death

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i’m trying to think of cool stories but i can’t
my life is boring

oh, i have a cool story

i was the only kid in my middle school allowed to wear a hat

the reason for this was a lot less cool though

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tbh arete would probably be captivated if you told a story of you eating a sandwich

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religious reasons?

i’m trying to think of other things I did
uhhhh

Hogwartshousetest

Gryffindor is too high but otherwise this checks out

ive never been religious

brain is like ‘did you have cancer’

i used to take forever to eat stuff

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well yeah

just thinking on why you would have a hat

i typically ate dinner for an hour+

only from reading that post

this was funnier in my head

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see mostly what I did was infodump to people about things, get bullied, and in revenge elaborately instigate meaningless conflicts

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same :eyes:

i think this is the best string of posts i’ve ever read

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ici ngl young u sounds annoying

this aint twitter

I did say he was an insufferable prick, didn’t I?