@discobot fortune
Are your dice superior?
Without a doubt
You may rely on it
Ooft!
My sources say no
100
Damn straight.
(…No, I didn’t edit that. I just actually rolled a 100. What in the fuck)
Right. if you have such luck let’s see if I have luck them (inb4 I roll a 1)
@discobot roll 1d100
What’s my % chance of becoming supreme leader of the free world?
6
Well, that’s just lovely then
6x luckier than a 1 though!
yay…?
14
Cannot predict now