54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

[Boss110]

@discobot fortune
am i the chosen one?

[discobot]

Without a doubt

[Marluxion]

Everything discobot says is a lie
Discobot said i had a 100% chance of getting the cookie

[Boss110]

make sense

[Boss110]

@discobot fortune
is shurian the chosen one?

[Boss110]

why you ignore me

[Shurian]

It has too much supah powag

[Shurian]

Supah Power* (SP)

[Insanity]

Can we get the new cookie?

[Boss110]

@discobot fortune
can you make new cookie for us?

[discobot]

It is decidedly so

[Jazz]

@Shurian

Now i suggest everyone stop talking.

[Icibalus]

A new cookie was created by the forum gods

[Insanity]

Stop torturing us ;-;

[Pug]

give my cookie back

[Simon]

wait
i have an idea
who is on enough to reasonably be around for ~year to hold me to something

[Jazz]

I will genuinely send a physical cookie however I’m not yet in a position to do so

Gotta wait like 6-7 months

[Simon]

[Parfait]

So. You will ship me a physical cookie from whereever you are?

[Parfait]

If you do that, i will do a face reveal.