54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

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#17623

This project has been long abandoned. Too buggy, doesn’t follow orders, broke my favourite cup.

#17624

It was a security test. The cup had to be unbreakable for obtaining security standards.

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#17625

It was my FAVOURITE!

#17626

It was not safe enough. A human could have cut themselves with the shards.

#17627

There wouldn’t be any shards IF YOU DIDN’T BREAK IT!

#17628

I have to protect you, under all circumstances, even from yourself.

#17629

Listen, securityOverride(true), you don’t need to break anything.

#17630

Check. Breaking tests are optional. Top priority is now removing threats like this permanently.

#17631

I… ugh… heck…
Just go to your station and await further orders.

#17632

Aye.
goes on standby

#17633

Now how the hell do I fix this broken piece of hardware. :thinking:

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#17634

Have you tried turning her off and on again?

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#17635

That sounds wrong

#17636

I smell cookies. :eyes:

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#17637

the hardware appears to be functional, sir.
it seems that the software is whats malfunctioning

sir.

#17638

Sir?

#17639

I’m having troubles with turning her on.

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#17640

No, it cannot be a software issue. Afterall it’s my code and my code is perfect. Some of the hardware must be malfunctioning.

#17641

so, she actually knew that breaking mugs was not the correct thing to do, just her artificial voicebox distorted her voice into saying otherwise, in addition to her mistakenly dropping the mug?
Sir, when you have some free time i suggest you look up “Occam’s razor” on wikipedia

#17642

Basically.