54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

:left_speech_bubble: Correction does much, but encouragement does more. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

@discobot quote

Quote

:left_speech_bubble: Don’t be pushed by your problems; be led by your dreams.

@discobot fortune

Yes?

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

@discobot fortune
Are you straight?

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

Fuck.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

What’s Discobot’s gender?

None.

@discobot fortune what is your gender?

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

You heard it here first folks

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@discobot fortune

Will I ever get a cookie :cookie: ???

:crystal_ball: It is certain

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@discobot fortune

Hmm… does that mean I get a cookie rn?

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

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@discobot fortune

Is your favourite cookie a fortune cookie :fortune_cookie:???

:crystal_ball: My reply is no