54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

That’s actually strangely accurate to forum mafia

What do you play?

Don’t you know, there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight? Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn’t need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn’t do the thing he ought to.
-Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1889)

I found more to it

Offensive line but I don’t start lol

https://youtu.be/e5eOSZGz3OM

If anyone actually wants too lol

@Mercenary

Almost got robbed/shivved funnnnn

told you to walk with money

depends on the violence level of the place but if someone assaults you and you don’t have money (a non-nokia cellphone in violent parts of Rio) you have 50% chance of being stabbed for that

Dark walkway

3 guys walking slowly towards me

Guy in the middle obstructs my path and stares straight at me

I adjust and stare straight back because lulmexicanshowdown, that is S M A R T

They adjust again

I hightail it out of there


I just wanted to go to a barrrr. :cry:

You WHAT
mad lad

That really happened?

very likely
Brazil capitals are known for being violent

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I had money, not a lot though. But I aint parting with my phone for no reason. Travelling solo here is tricky enough without one.

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I WAS TOLD YOU ARE IN MY STATE

Hey Solic which place are you at

Don’t answer.

lol what do you think I would do to a fellow reaper

Steal his scythe to become more powerful reaper
I know reaper customs :wink:

damn it was this that obvious

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seriously tho I work at Barra Funda which is pretty in easy access to almost any cool place of São Paulo so if you want we could eat an ice cream and not be robbed