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#323

@discobot quote

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#324

:left_speech_bubble: Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. — Mahatma Gandhi

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#325

Will this thread ever reach 1000 messages?

#326

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

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#327

@discobot fortune who get the cookie

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#328

:crystal_ball: Ask again later

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#329

@discobot discobot roll 1d69

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#330

@discobot roll 666d666

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#331

I only have 20 dice. Shameful, I know!

Did you know that the maximum number of sides for a mathematically fair die is 120?

:game_die: 20, 65, 6, 45, 23, 49, 71, 43, 49, 95, 73, 31, 97, 4, 22, 92, 44, 16, 103, 100

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#332

I really can’t stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me. Do they really have to rub it in that they’ve got more cash than I do!!!

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#333

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
It’s when the blind try to read your face.

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#334

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on.

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#335

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.” The other one says, “Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”

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#336

1/3 of the way guys whaaat

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#337

Ninety nine bottles of pop on the wall.
Ninety nine bottles of pop.
If one of those bottles should fall down
Ninety eight bottles of pop on the wall

…

None fall down.

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#338

I don’t have a wall tho.

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#339

Sure you do. Look between the location you call home and the location you call not home.

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#340

thers a space

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#341

You mean my slide factory?

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#342

Heres a riddle:
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

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