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Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#41052

Ya’ll be talking about self-qurantines

Me be like:
97% of my country’s cases are imported cases and not locally transmitted

#41053

has probably heard that 9000000 times by now

#41054

@katze if you like sweet drinks as well my girlfriend loves pineapple juice and malibu rum

it highkey tastes great, though its not great at getting you fucked up

#41055

part of why i drink is precisely for this

but that does sound tasty

#41056

Why get fucked up when you can stay sober?

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#41057

its a discount pinacolada

#41058

I put zalgo text into chat And it crashed when teacher opened it

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#41059

because sober is boring

#41060

isn’t your country like mega tiny tho :eyes:

probably different from most other places

im actually interested on how coronavirus has effected places like singapore

#41061

Everyone makes the same exact joke every single time with my last name
I was talking to a bank clerk like a couple months ago and their last name used to be pronounced penis before they changed it

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#41062

why be sober when you can forget everything and lower your life expectancy in only a few shots?

#41063

If malibu was 40% or 37.5% instead of 21% it would be an amazing drink

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#41064

500 cases and going up as people come back to Singapore

Most of them are stuck inside one of the hospitals so :slight_smile:

#41065

all people who have had a healthy liver have died

so uh drinking good

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#41066

We’re only about a thousand posts before we hit the funny number

#41067

They might have to put purchase limits on liquor stores like our supermarkets because people are buying alcohol over here like its christmas

#41068

I drank it during University. Now I am wiser and stopped.

#41069

me when i got drunk when not with friends is talking to myself in the mirror for like 90 minutes and giving myself a pep talk

#41070

Why are people going out in droves to get alcohol
Is it an Australian thing

#41071

yes people are locked inside with nothing to do besides drink