54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#9634

Just making sure

#9635

Oh god :cold_sweat:

#9636

IRS monkaS

#9637

@MaximusPrime @luxy @Marcus_Doodalee @Ashe @Marluxion @astand @DatBird

#9638

I will use all the powers in my arsenal to get this accomplished

The world must know Yoshi commits tax fraud

#9639

No U

#9640

I can’t commit tax fraud if I don’t even do taxes because under 18 :thinking:

#9641

ninja’d

#9642

More like “pay” taxes but okay. :tea:

#9643

I have not encountered the hidden enemy of mankind yet.

#9644

Hey! Don’t say such mean things about my fellow Illuminati.

#9645

We aren’t playing Enemy Within.

no bastard games here

#9646

Is that so? Oh god, how little you know about this world… :eyes:

#9647

I’m missing something?

Impossssssssssssssible

#9648

Why’d I just get First Quote? And why did everyone else, apparently?

#9649

978

The Dwarf

Blue Dragon Investigative
Ability Score Increase - Constituition (Passive) - One-time death immunity
Dwarven Resilience (Passive) - Immune to poison and bleeding
Dwarven Combat Training (Passive) - You will appear as a Killer to all checks.
Subrace (Passive) - Pick one subrace at the start of the game. This cannot be undone.
Tool Proficiency (Day) - If someone gets an item stolen while you are alive, it can be replaced through this ability - 1d4 uses.
Stonecunning (Day) - Exhume a player if they were cleaned. You will know their class and logs - 1d4 uses.
Darkvision (Night) - Select a target. You will be notified of which factions visited your target last night - 1d4 uses
Defeat the Unseen or Cult and any neutrals that seek to do you harm.

Subclass - Hill Dwarf

Ability Score Increase - Wisdom (Passive) - Always knows how many players visited you last night
Dwarven Toughness (Passive) - Death immune when it’s day.

Subclass - Mountain Dwarf

Ability Score Increase - Strenght (Passive) - Immune to AoE visit prevention.
Dwarven Armor Training (Passive) - When you die, reveal the death cause.

Subclass - Duergar

Ability Score Increase - Strenght (Passive) - Immune to AoE visit prevention.
Sunlight Sensitivity (Passive) - If converted to the Unseen or another scum faction, your subclass will change to this one. You can’t pick this subclass at the start of the game.
Superior Darkvision (Night) - Darkvision is replaced for Select a target. You will be notified of how many players of which factions visited your target last night - 1d4 uses

#9650

@reaper @Mercenary

#9651

I don’t even know what Squid is talking about

#9652

You don’t know about Yoshi and his tax fraud?

#9653

no