54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

Hi, I’m Priestessbot, discobot is completely useless.

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I prefer Priestessbot not gonna lie.

I’ll not lie unless I need to

What if I’m lying about being brainwashed into being a Cult King?

Then I’ll doubt the competence of a certain Cult Leader.

Who’s that certain Cult Leader?

Wait you would doubt yourself?

You’re the only Cult Leader-

I’m definitely brainwashed.

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I have a strong assumption.

Yeah of course I am able to doubt myself.

There are two Cult Leaders in fact, but one stands above the other.

And yes.

Hmm… who’s the other one?

She’s nice and has my full trust.

Deus Vult

We will take Jerusalem Volcano!

Florida Man retakes Jerusalem

Do 1000 posts guys.
@Discobot fortune do I deserve the cookie?

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

@discobot fortune
WILL I get the cookie?

:crystal_ball: As I see it, yes

@discobot fortune will I get the cookie?

:crystal_ball: Ask again later

@discobot fortune
IS THIS A SIGN OF MY BECOMING A KING?