54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

You are Exacerbated (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

You were a founding member of the greatest meme ever (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

called F L O W (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

You 360noscope’d scrubs in Town of Salem, slaying scum back to back on an ez win Day 4 (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

However, you were consumed by darkness (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

You have ascended to your next form, Blue Turtle (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

Its time to show all these nerds that they all suck at town (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

With righteous indignation, you are licensed to 360noscope all the inactive players who are useless shitters (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

To your evil agenda (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

in digging that up, I found this gem of a copypasta from my past:


GUYS

INFORMATION IS A FUCKING PREMIUM

STOP GIVING IT AWAY FOR FUCKING FREE
The more of this thread I read the more livid I fucking get.

We knew everything and could have chosen how to use that information. Then teaser gave it away because he fucking decided to.

Fuck you, man.
YOU GAVE HIM OUR FUCKING NUMBERS

FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Okay here’s the reality.

We were the ONLY ONES who knew there were four factions. BEFORE we said so, we got things like SirCakez slipping. We know he’s FM Mod now because he DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW OF OUR EXISTENCE. We could have found so much more if we just remained tight-lipped.

You, teaser, single-handedly decided to give away 1) that we exist, 2) that Flow exists, 3) that we have a nightkill, 4) the NATURE of our nightkill, 5) our concerns about town joining with Flow, 6) OUR FUCKING NUMBERS.

It’s possible, for instance, that Xanet has a protective ability that blocks either a BAN or a BLACKLIST, but not both. You went ahead and confirmed it’s a ban for no reason other than YOU WERE ASKED.
And now you’re making deals with town as to whom we’re going to kill? We’re NOT killing SirCakez. He’s NOT Flow. STOP SPEAKING FOR US. STOP SPEAKING AT ALL.

You need to learn when to shut the hell up. Here’s some advice: It’s ALWAYS. You don’t spill everything DAY ONE.

Now, we’re at town’s fucking mercy. If they decide we’re a scumgroup to be weeded out… we have ZERO leverage. FLOW is still completely hidden, but THEY KNOW WHERE AT LEAST ONE OF US IS NOW. You put us at a COLOSSAL disadvantage.

And why? Because you were afraid of being lynched? You weren’t even at L-10! You needed MORE THAN TEN ADDITIONAL VOTES. And the only REASON you were even a suspect is because your stupid ass CHOSE TO CLAIM YOUR ABILITY. For no reason!

I know you’re fairly new to the game, but that’s why you LISTEN TO THE MORE EXPERIENCED PLAYERS rather than choosing to fuck ALL OF US over.
Teaser, I formally reported you for gamethrowing. I requested that you be replaced out as punishment, but I’m told that gamethrowing is handled after game. So instead, I’m replacing out.

Have fun with the mess you’ve made for everyone.

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I’ma go out on a limb and say

That isn’t irony

That’s textbook Flow

@orangeandblack5 remember CFM17 memes? Those were the times.

It’s literally always been a sort of pirate’s bay for people banned from ToS

Doesn’t mean it wasn’t a great learning experience

Still this does throw a wrench in me returning there in November :stuck_out_tongue:

For context, this was just the tip of the iceberg when it came to the profound shitness of CFM17.

Wait really Gobln got banned on MU?

Ironic, he was one of the few who never got banned (for long at least) on ToS

here’s a rough explanation of the game.

Registered Users (Town) - You win if you BAN or BLACKLIST all the FM mods.
FM Mods (Mafia) - You win if you BAN or BLACKLIST all the Registered Users and Flow.
Global Mods - You win if you BAN or BLACKLIST all of Flow. You know who each other are.
Flow - You win if you BAN or BLACKLIST all non-Flow players. You know who each other are and can convert.

There are two seperate deadchats, The Lounge for blacklists and Salt Mines (iirc) for bans.
FM Mod nightkill blacklists. Lynch blacklists.
All other kills ban.

INFORMATION IS A FUCKING PRENIUM, and cannot be given away for free.

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@Icibalus tell what he did say

he once started a D&D campaign in the middle of a game because he didn’t like the setup
he’s basically r/2Mad4Madlads condensed into a person

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omg I remember that

sounds great

Gonna pull this move from now on, even if I like the setup

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Impressed this is only a year tbqh

Still, I suppose of all the forms of cheating, hydraing is one of the least offensive :man_shrugging:

But ultimately rip in everyone else

Also they got lynched D1 so it didn’t affect a lot, imagine them winning championships that would be a different story

What would happen

Come to think of it

Good thing EvanManManMan is only the ToS backup not the full rep

This copypasta was so good to read

I would have but I was taking a nap at the time, I’m sowwy;(

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