54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

[Arete]

Have you tried turning her off and on again?

[Firekitten]

That sounds wrong

[Solic]

I smell cookies.

[Simon]

the hardware appears to be functional, sir.
it seems that the software is whats malfunctioning

sir.

[Magnus]

Sir?

[Kape]

I’m having troubles with turning her on.

[Kape]

No, it cannot be a software issue. Afterall it’s my code and my code is perfect. Some of the hardware must be malfunctioning.

[Simon]

so, she actually knew that breaking mugs was not the correct thing to do, just her artificial voicebox distorted her voice into saying otherwise, in addition to her mistakenly dropping the mug?
Sir, when you have some free time i suggest you look up “Occam’s razor” on wikipedia

[Kape]

Basically.

[Insanity]

This is really some /r/outofcontext gold.

[Simon]

r/ihavereddit

[Insanity]

/r/iamverydumb

[Luna]

Cookie?

[Simon]

sooooon

[Simon]

we shall get discobot the gold

[Magnus]

Sure
@discobot fortune are you allergic to cookies?

[discobot]

As I see it, yes

[Luna]

What kind of cookie is it?

[Magnus]

Oooooff.

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.