54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

[Firekitten]

@orangeandblack5

The Scientist would be more accurately called the Mad Scientist. Once a promising young xenobiologist, he was arrested and committed to the Alzar Mental Asylum for Incurable Perverts after the Worldwide Surveillance Initiative caught him trying to make a Frankenstein-like homunculus with three mammary organs and inverted genitalia. Due to his scientific expertise, he has been granted a microscope with which to perform microbe sample testing.

Addendum One: The Scientist’s microscope has been confiscated and replaced with a magnifying glass. He has been reminded that scientific equipment are not to be used as sex toys.

Each night, the scientist may test a prisoner, comparing their alignment to the alignment of the last prisoner they tested. They may not test themselves

Remember guys this was a class card in a fm game

[orangeandblack5]

Yes I do remember that

[Geyde]

[Firekitten]

Was it the worse one?

[orangeandblack5]

No

[Geyde]

@orangeandblack5

Before the Cryogenics was arrested, he was an engineer for Corporation Incorporated, designing ice dispensers. After he was caught engaging in non-consensual sexual intercourse with a Labrador in the break room, he lost his job and promptly experienced a psychotic break. He is on the watch-list for transportation to Mars for Anger Management Counseling, but has not overstepped his bounds. Yet.

Due to his experience making ice dispensers, the Cryogenics may flood someone’s room with ice cubes during the night. This protects that player from attacks (since bullets can’t penetrate through ice), but also prevents him from using any night actions he may have (since his room is, y’know, flooded with ice cubes).

[Geyde]

This one was the most no

[Icibalus]

really, but Deleter wrote that, and we’re all Deleter’s alts sooooooo

[Firekitten]

who is deleter

[Firekitten]

I swear you told me but I forgot

[Icibalus]

a member of Flow known for being banned from ToS and making like 5000 alts to try and get back in
so many players turned out to be Deleter in disguise that the meme became that everyone on ToS is his alt
little did we know, this was true

[sulit]

what is the point of cold medicine

it never works

i submit official complaint

[orangeandblack5]

@orangeandblack5

Security

The Security is only Security in name. He has delusions of “guarding” the ship from aliens, but he’s harmless enough that I see no problem in letting him play out his little fantasies. At least he isn’t shooting up kindergartens with assault rifles again.

Addendum One: The Security is to be kept on suicide watch. He was found with a stolen pistol with a single bullet in it, attempting to end his life. The pistol has been confiscated and will be kept in the Emergency Storage room.

This one though

And don’t even get me started on Eavesdropper - I actually had to censor that one

[Jane]

Reeee necroposting!

[orangeandblack5]

It didn’t help that literally every single ToS player was banned for being a Deleter alt

[Icibalus]

yeah, that was a close shave, nearly figured us out there

[Firekitten]

How many people were lmao

[Firekitten]

Were they just rando’s or respected people who were deleter

[DatBird]

[orangeandblack5]

They banned literally everyone. Literally every single user.

And no nobody respected was secretly Deleter aside from that