A Thread to Praise the Guides on these forums

I didn’t realize I was attacking the guides with that.

monke

wait, you’re a guide?

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kat and i don’t do reports we just laugh at people when they make mistakes in fm

wait italy’s a guide????????

Italy’s a guide?

oh shit italy’s a guide
guitaly

Did you actually not know? Italy and Kat are members of the Report Squad (Guide but with a fancier name to show you’re an extra awesome guide)!

WOW! thats so cool

i used to do lots of reports
then i forgot lmao

I’ve been banned

Goodbye forever

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joycat but upsidedown indicating sadness

wait marshal got banned ???????????

turn that frown upside down

image

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sulit attempts to turn the thread into Heavy is Dead by giving everyone severe alzheimer’s

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@katze is a gamer for liking Gloryhammer.

Guides are simply the worst
They have no redeeming qualities
Their jokes are unnaturally formulaic
It seems like they’re trying to imitate normal human speech, but falling hard in the uncanny valley despite that

Former FoL moderators have it much better
They have a wide variety of beliefs and handle every situation intelligently, albeit their intentions not always being obvious
Their humor is on another level. People who don’t laugh don’t understand comedy in the slightest.
This is to say that they are champions of virtue.

it’s not my fault i was only programmed with four jokes