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Unless Iā€™m missing something, I do not see there being a rule against discussing communication between you and the moderator. I feel like there should be a rule against this, even with asking simple mechanical questions. The whole purpose of answering questions in your class card instead of the thread is to make it so people cannot angle shoot interactions between the host and the players, and this defeats the purpose.

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Like itā€™s the same flavor and doesnt break rules

I thought this existed

Tbh I thought it was a rule

Thatā€™s why I checked

Also
Can we get a forum hub, or something
Where every official mod message or whatever has hyperlinks; like an FM template COUGH I MADE ONE

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We donā€™t have anything linking Forum Game Rules + Global Forum Rules in the same thread post that isnā€™t a game
Itā€™s actually really hard to get to the forum game rules

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(Can I have this moved to Forum Match > Discussion category as well please? :stuck_out_tongue:)

thatā€™s not a forum hub
thatā€™s a moderation logs thread

I guess im confused by the term forum hub

It probably should be a rule
If it was already one, Iā€™d have broken it more than any other host on the site
I think the reason why Iā€™ve had problems with it are via instinct and that I get pissed off when players ask questions whose answers are explicitly in the OP (and also because im a fan of setup information being publicly available)

thread with links to every important thing

If that were to become a rule, I would also advocate for one mandating that players read the entire OP of all games they enter

:man_shrugging:

Time to put the entire bee movie in spoilers

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I kid

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fine ill do it for you

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the entire bee movie

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no, that isnā€™t the real bee movie

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why the fuck did you click on this
you fool
you absolute buffoon

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cowards.

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees donā€™t care what humans think is impossible.ā€ SEQ. 75 - ā€œINTRO TO BARRYā€ INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSONā€™S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barryā€™s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow blackā€¦oohh, black and yellowā€¦ ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Yeah, letā€™s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barryā€™s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRYā€™S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barryā€™s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barryā€™s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Canā€™t believe it. Iā€™ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barryā€™s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why donā€™t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, Iā€™m excited. Barryā€™s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. Heā€™s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, ā€œQueen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.ā€ MARTIN BENSON Hereā€™s the graduate. Weā€™re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all Bā€™s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barryā€™s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! Iā€™ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON Youā€™ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, thatā€™s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. Weā€™ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barryā€™s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. Heā€™s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: ā€œFrisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: ā€œI heard a sound, and next thing I knewā€¦wham-o!.ā€ Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barryā€™s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. Itā€™s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought Iā€™d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. Iā€™m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee whoā€™s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, Iā€™m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you donā€™t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he couldā€™ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoaā€¦Whoooā€¦wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess thatā€™s why they say we donā€™t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pompā€¦under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Well Adam, today we are men. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adamā€™s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished beesā€¦please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: ā€œWelcome Graduating Class of:ā€, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class ofā€¦ The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONTā€™D) ā€¦9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard itā€™s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - ā€œFACTORYā€ FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what itā€™s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: ā€œHonex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.ā€ TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into thisā€¦ Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONTā€™D) ā€¦soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know asā€¦ EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) Sheā€™s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, weā€™re all cousins. ADAM Right. Youā€™re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a ā€œthumbā€™s upā€. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that do? TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adamā€™s hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if itā€™s done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully, because youā€™ll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barryā€™s smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life? I didnā€™t know that. ADAM Whatā€™s the difference? TRUDY And youā€™ll be happy to know that bees as a species havenā€™t had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So youā€™ll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) Weā€™ll sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Barry. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops down a log-flume type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Barry looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175 - ā€œWALKING THE HIVEā€ INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) ā€œWhatā€™s the difference?ā€ Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? Thatā€™s an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, Iā€™m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Barry, why would you question anything? Weā€™re bees. Weā€™re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: ā€œBee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self.ā€ ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his carā€™s gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Barry and Adam begin to cross the street. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectly around them. ADAM Like what? Give me one example. BARRY (thinks) ā€¦I donā€™t know. But you know what Iā€™m talking about. They walk off. SEQ. 400 - ā€œMEET THE JOCKSā€ SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN from the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hiveā€™s giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors. ADAM (CONTā€™D) Iā€™ve never seen them this close. BARRY They know what itā€™s like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them donā€™t come back. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees. Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! Youā€™re monsters. Youā€™re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I donā€™t know. BARRY Their dayā€™s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who-knows-where, doing who-knows-what. ADAM You canā€™t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam. Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Look at that. Thatā€™s more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playing with the pollen) Itā€™s just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Perhaps, unless youā€™re wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those ladies? Arenā€™t they our cousins too? BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Letā€™s have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face. GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought Iā€™d knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasnā€™t it, comrades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You know, weā€™re going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (whispering) Barry. BUZZ Itā€™s a puddle-jump for us. But maybe youā€™re not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispering louder) You are not! BUZZ Weā€™re going, oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re: j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 - ā€œTHE BALCONYā€ ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Dad. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what youā€™re interested in, Son? BARRY Well, thereā€™s a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring. (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm, itā€™s a beautiful thing. BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isnā€™t right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? Thatā€™s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 15. BARRY Well noā€¦ MARTIN BENSON Janet, your sonā€™s not sure he wants to go into honey. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY Iā€™m not trying to be funny. MARTIN BENSON Youā€™re not funny, youā€™re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer. JANET BENSON Youā€™re going to be a stirrer?! BARRY No oneā€™s listening to me. MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you. BARRY I can say anything I want right now. Iā€™m going to get an ant tattoo. JANET BENSON Letā€™s open some fresh honey and celebrate. BARRY Maybe Iā€™ll pierce my thorax! MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey! BARRY Shave my antennae! JANET BENSON To honey! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody ā€œDawg.ā€ CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - ā€œJOB PLACEMENTā€ EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I canā€™t believe weā€™re starting work today. BARRY Todayā€™s the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (O.C) Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Yeah, rightā€¦ ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: ā€œJOB PLACEMENT BOARDā€. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter. Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left. Andā€¦one of themā€™s yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. That is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Oh my. Whatā€™s available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think. ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, youā€™re on. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adamā€™s head. ANGLE ON: The job board. THE COLUMNS READ: ā€œOCCUPATIONā€ ā€œPOSITIONS AVAILABLEā€, and ā€œSTATUSā€. The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between ā€œopenā€, ā€œpendingā€, and ā€œclosedā€. BUZZWELL (CONTā€™D) Oh, Iā€™m sorry. The Krelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkeyā€™s always open. The Krelman goes from ā€œClosedā€ to ā€œOpenā€. BUZZWELL (CONTā€™D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, thatā€™s an opening. (pointing at the board) See that? Heā€™s dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, thatā€™s life. ANGLE ON: Barryā€™s disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisher, mite wrangler-- Barry, Barry, what do you think I should-- Barry? Barry? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 775 - ā€œLOU LODUCA SPEECHā€ EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alright, weā€™ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Placeā€¦ Barryā€™s antennae rings, like a phone. ADAM (V.O) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whispers throughout. BARRY Iā€™m going out. ADAM (V.O) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.O) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) Youā€™re going to die! Youā€™re crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 20. ADAM (V.O) Youā€™re cra-- Barry HANGS UP. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca. LOU LODUCA If anyoneā€™s feeling brave, thereā€™s a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (timidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isnā€™t that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight deckā€™s restricted. JACKSON Itā€™s okay Lou, weā€™re going to take him up. Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphyā€™s in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada. BARRY Thatā€™s awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONTā€™D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, terrified. BUZZ Wind! - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings! - CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK. LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, letā€™s move it out. Everyone FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONTā€™D) LOU LODUCA (CONTā€™D) Pound those petuniaā€™s, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - ā€œFLYING WITH THE JOCKSā€ The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoa! Iā€™m out! I canā€™t believe Iā€™m out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fastā€¦and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kite! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the main group. They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, itā€™s got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK You ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life. JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that oneā€¦see that? Itā€™s a little bit of magic, ainā€™t it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates. BARRY Wow. Thatā€™s amazing. Why do we do that? JOCK ā€¦thatā€™s pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Barry. Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky. They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see their image reflected in the water; theyā€™re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ Iā€™m picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies. Donā€™t we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 24. They go into a deep bank and dive. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say againā€¦Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900 - ā€œTENNIS GAMEā€ The pollen jocks land. It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (O.C) That was on the line! The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes. SPLITZ This is the coolest. What is it? They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it. JACKSON I donā€™t know, but Iā€™m loving this color. SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, itā€™s a little grabby. Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 25. BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees. JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there! Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick. BARRY Problem! A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME. The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Guys! BUZZ This could be bad. JACKSON Affirmative. Vanessa walks back to the service line, BOUNCES the ball. Each time it BOUNCES, the other bees cringe and GASP. ANGLE ON: Barry, terrified. Pure dumb luck, heā€™s not getting squished. BARRY (with each bounce) Very closeā€¦Gonna Hurtā€¦Mammaā€™s little boy. SPLITZ You are way out of position, rookie. ANGLE ON: Vanessa serving. We see Barry and the ball up against the racket as she brings it back. She tosses the ball into the air; Barryā€™s eyes widen. The ball is STRUCK, and the rally is on. KEN Coming in at you like a missile! Ken HITS the ball back. Barry feels the g-forces. ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 26. BARRY (in slow motion) Help me! JACKSON You know, I donā€™t think these are flowers. SPLITZ Should we tell him? JACKSON I think he knows. BARRY (O.S) What is this?! Vanessa HITS a high arcing lob. Ken waits, poised for the return. We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from fatigue. KEN (overly confident) Match point! ANGLE ON: Ken running up. He has a killer look in his eyes. Heā€™s going to hit the ultimate overhead smash. KEN (CONTā€™D) You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe youā€™re about to eat it! ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks. JACKSON Ahem! Ken is distracted by the jock. KEN What? No! He misses badly. The ball rockets into oblivion. Barry is still hanging on. ANGLE ON: Ken, berating himself. KEN (CONTā€™D) Oh, you cannot be serious. We hear the ball WHISTLING, and Barry SCREAMING. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 27. BARRY Yowser!!! SEQ. 1000 - ā€œSUVā€ The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street. It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the grille of an SUV. INT. CAR ENGINE - CONTINUOUS BARRYā€™S POV: the grille of the SUV sucks him up. He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirling vanes, and pistons. BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OHHHH!! EECHHH!! AHHHHHH!! Barry gets chilled by the A/C system, and sees a frozen grasshopper. BARRY (CONTā€™D) (re: grasshopper) Eww, gross. CUT TO: INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS The car is packed with a typical suburban family: MOTHER, FATHER, eight-year old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER. A big slobbery DOG is behind a grate. Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Motherā€™s magazine. MOTHER Thereā€™s a bee in the car! They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING. BARRY Aaahhhh! Barry tumbles around the car. We see the faces from his POV. MOTHER Do something! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 28. FATHER Iā€™m driving! Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT. She waves hello. LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee. SON Heā€™s back here! Heā€™s going to sting me! The car SWERVES around the road. Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you donā€™t move, he wonā€™t sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Barry blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY Itā€™s hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. Iā€™ve got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN. He nimbly avoids the rain at first. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Whoa. Whoa! Canā€™t fly in rain! Canā€™t fly in rain! Canā€™t fly in-- A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it. Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES. SEQ. 1100 - ā€œVANESSA SAVES BARRYā€ INT. VANESSAā€™S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog. Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment. VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please? KEN Huh? Oh. (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? It folds out. Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle. ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I donā€™t need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONTā€™D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Maybe this timeā€¦this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONTā€™D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN Itā€™s fantastic. Itā€™s got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY Whatā€™s your number one? Star Wars? KEN Ah, I donā€™t go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder weā€™re not supposed to talk to them. Theyā€™re out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview theyā€™re flabbergasted. They canā€™t believe the things I say. Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, thereā€™s the sun. Maybe thatā€™s a way out. Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONTā€™D) I donā€™t remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY. He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE. Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it. ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy. KEN Iā€™ll tell you what. You know what? I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Barryā€™s POV: Giant human mouth opening. KEN (CONTā€™D) Wait! Stop! Beeeeeee! ANNA Kill it! Kill it! They all JUMP up from their chairs. Andy looks around for something to use. Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand. KEN Stand back. These are winter boots. Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry. VANESSA (grabs Kenā€™s arm) Wait. Donā€™t kill him. CLOSE UP: on Barryā€™s puzzled face. KEN You know Iā€™m allergic to them. This thing could kill me. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA Iā€™m just saying, all life has value. You donā€™t know what heā€™s capable of feeling. Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded. Vanessa RIPS Kenā€™s resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass. KEN (wistful) My brochure. Thereā€™s a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window. She opens it and sets him free. VANESSA There you go, little guy. KEN (O.C) Iā€™m not scared of them. But, you know, itā€™s an allergic thing. ANDY (O.C) * Hey, why donā€™t you put that on your * resume-brochure? * KEN (O.C) Itā€™s not funny, my whole face could puff up. ANDY (O.C) Make it one of your ā€œSpecial Skills.ā€ KEN (O.C) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL - CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He canā€™t believe whatā€™s just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - ā€œBARRY SPEAKSā€ EXT. WINDOWSILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyoneā€™s saying their good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken. You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VANESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY Iā€™ve got to say something. She saved my life. Iā€™ve got to say something. Alright, here it goes. Barry flies in. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 34. INT. VANESSAā€™S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves. He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a ā€œGreetings From Coney Islandā€ MUSCLE-MAN POSTCARD on the fridge. BARRY (on fridge) What would I say? (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble. He stands looking at Vanessa. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Itā€™s a bee law. Youā€™re not supposed to talk to a human. I canā€™t believe Iā€™m doing this. Iā€™ve got to. Oh, I canā€™t do it! Come on! No, yes, no, do it! I canā€™t. How should I start it? You like jazz? No, thatā€™s no good. Here she comes. Speak, you fool. As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH. BARRY (CONTā€™D) (cheerful) Ummā€¦hi. Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Iā€™m sorry. VANESSA Youā€™re talking. BARRY Yes, I know, I know. VANESSA Youā€™re talking. BARRY I know, Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m so sorry. VANESSA Itā€™s okay. Itā€™s fine. Itā€™s just, I know Iā€™m dreaming, but I donā€™t recall going to bed. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you know Iā€™m sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me. I meanā€¦youā€™re a bee. BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know Iā€™m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasnā€™t for youā€¦I mean, I had to thank you. Itā€™s just the way I was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA (to herself) Iā€™m talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Iā€™m talking to a bee. BARRY Anywayā€¦ VANESSA And a bee is talking to meā€¦ BARRY I just want you to know that Iā€™m grateful, and Iā€™m going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that? BARRY What? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The talking thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA Thatā€™s very funny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didnā€™t laugh, weā€™d cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Anyway. VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I donā€™t know. I mean, I donā€™t know. Coffee? BARRY Well, uh, I donā€™t want to put you out. VANESSA Itā€™s no trouble. BARRY Unless youā€™re making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes. BARRY Really? VANESSA Itā€™s just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Donā€™t be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake? BARRY I really shouldnā€™t. VANESSA Have a little rum cake. BARRY No, no, no, I canā€™t. VANESSA Oh, come on. BARRY You know, Iā€™m trying to lose a couple micrograms here. VANESSA Where? BARRY Wellā€¦ These stripes donā€™t help. VANESSA You look great. BARRY I donā€™t know if you know anything about fashion. Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Are you alright? VANESSA No. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1300 - ā€œROOFTOP COFFEEā€ ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 38. EXT. VANESSAā€™S ROOF - LATER Barry and Vanessa are drinking coffee on her roof terrace. He is perched on her keychain. BARRY ā€¦He canā€™t get a taxi. Heā€™s making the tie in the cab, as theyā€™re flying up Madison. So he finally gets there. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is onā€¦ VANESSA Yeah? BARRY ā€¦and he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon? Barry laughs. Vanessa doesnā€™t. VANESSA Oh! Is that, uh, a bee joke? BARRY Yeah, thatā€™s the kind of stuff that we do. VANESSA Yeah, different. A BEAT. VANESSA (CONTā€™D) So anywayā€¦what are you going to do, Barry? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 39. BARRY About work? I donā€™t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I canā€™t do it the way they want. VANESSA I know how you feel. BARRY You do? VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY Really? VANESSA My only interest is flowers. BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. VANESSA Oh. BARRY Anyway, see thereā€™s my hive, right there. You can see it. VANESSA Oh, youā€™re in Sheep Meadow. BARRY (excited) Yes! You know the turtle pond? VANESSA Yes? BARRY Iā€™m right off of that. VANESSA Oh, no way. I know that area. Do you know I lost a toe-ring there once? BARRY Really? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 40. VANESSA Yes. BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA Why not? BARRY I donā€™t know. Itā€™s like putting a hat on your knee. VANESSA Really? Okay. A JANITOR in the background changes a LIGHTBULB. To him, it appears that Vanessa is talking to an imaginary friend. JANITOR You all right, maā€™am? VANESSA Oh, yeah, fine. Just having two cups of coffee. BARRY Anyway, this has been great. (wiping his mouth) Thanks for the coffee. Barry gazes at Vanessa. VANESSA Oh yeah, itā€™s no trouble. BARRY Sorry I couldnā€™t finish it. Vanessa giggles. BARRY (CONTā€™D) (re: coffee) If I did, Iā€™d be up the rest of my life. Ummm. Can I take a piece of this with me? VANESSA Sure. Here, have a crumb. She takes a CRUMB from the plate and hands it to Barry. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 41. BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks. VANESSA Yeah. There is an awkward pause. BARRY Alright, well then, I guess Iā€™ll see you around, or not, orā€¦ VANESSA Okay Barry. BARRY And thank you so much again, for before. VANESSA Oh that? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Oh, that was nothing. BARRY Well, not nothing, but, anywayā€¦ Vanessa extends her hand, and shakes Barryā€™s gingerly. The Janitor watches. The lightbulb shorts out. The Janitor FALLS. CUT TO: SEQ. 1400 - ā€œHONEXā€ INT. HONEX BUILDING - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: A TEST BEE WEARING A PARACHUTE is in a wind tunnel, hovering through increasingly heavy wind. SIGNS UNDER A FLASHING LIGHT READ: ā€œTest In Progressā€ & ā€œHurricane Survival Testā€. 2 BEES IN A LAB COATS are observing behind glass. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 42. LAB COAT BEE 1 This canā€™t possibly work. LAB COAT BEE 2 Well, heā€™s all set to go, we may as well try it. (into the mic) Okay Dave, pull the chute. The test bee opens his parachute. Heā€™s instantly blown against the rear wall. Adam and Barry ENTER. ADAM Sounds amazing. BARRY Oh, it was amazing. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. ADAM Humans! Humans! I canā€™t believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? BARRY Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy. ADAM And do they try and kill you like on TV? BARRY Some of them. But some of them donā€™t. ADAM Howā€™d you get back? BARRY Poodle. ADAM Look, you did it. And Iā€™m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, you had your ā€œexperienceā€, and now youā€™re back, you can pick out your job, and everything can be normal. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 43. ANGLE ON: LAB BEES examining a CANDY CORN through a microscope. BARRY Wellā€¦ ADAM Well? BARRY Well, I met someone. ADAM You met someone? Was she Bee-ish? BARRY Mmm. ADAM Not a WASP? Your parents will kill you. BARRY No, no, no, not a wasp. ADAM Spider? BARRY You know, Iā€™m not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else itā€™s like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I canā€™t get by that face. Barry makes a spider face. ADAM So, who is she? BARRY Sheā€™s a human. ADAM Oh no, no, no, no. That didnā€™t happen. You didnā€™t do that. That is a bee law. You wouldnā€™t break a bee law. BARRY Her nameā€™s Vanessa. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 44. ADAM Oh, oh boy! BARRY Sheā€™s so-o nice. And sheā€™s a florist! ADAM Oh, no. No, no, no! Youā€™re dating a human florist? BARRY Weā€™re not dating. ADAM Youā€™re flying outside the hive. Youā€™re talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80ā€™s. Thatā€™s 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. BARRY She saved my life. And she understands me. ADAM This is over. Barry pulls out the crumb. BARRY Eat this. Barry stuffs the crumb into Adamā€™s face. ADAM This is not over. What was that? BARRY They call it a crumb. ADAM That was SO STINGING STRIPEY! BARRY And thatā€™s not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is? ADAM No. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 45. BARRY Itā€™s breadā€¦ ADAM Come in here! BARRY and cinnamon, ADAM Be quiet! BARRY and frostingā€¦they heat it up-- ADAM Sit down! INT. ADAMā€™S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS BARRY Really hot! ADAM Listen to me! We are not them. Weā€™re us. Thereā€™s us and thereā€™s them. BARRY Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearningā€¦ Barry rolls his chair down the corridor. ADAM Thereā€™s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. ANOTHER BEE JOINS IN. ANOTHER BEE Thinking bee. WIDER SHOT AS A 3RD BEE ENTERS, popping up over the cubicle wall. 3RD BEE Thinking bee. EVEN WIDER SHOT AS ALL THE BEES JOIN IN. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 46. OTHER BEES Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. CUT TO: SEQ. 1500 - ā€œPOOLSIDE NAGGINGā€ EXT. BACKYARD PARENTā€™S HOUSE - DAY Barry sits on a RAFT in a hexagon honey pool, legs dangling into the water. Janet Benson and Martin Benson stand over him wearing big, sixties sunglasses and cabana-type outfits. The sun shines brightly behind their heads. JANET BENSON (O.C) There he is. Heā€™s in the pool. MARTIN BENSON You know what your problem is, Barry? BARRY Iā€™ve got to start thinking bee? MARTIN BENSON Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? Itā€™s been three days. I donā€™t understand why youā€™re not working. BARRY Well, Iā€™ve got a lot of big life decisions Iā€™m thinking about. MARTIN BENSON What life? You have no life! You have no job! Youā€™re barely a bee! Barry throws his hands in the air. BARRY Augh. JANET BENSON Would it kill you to just make a little honey? Barry ROLLS off the raft and SINKS to the bottom of the pool. We hear his parentsā€™ MUFFLED VOICES from above the surface. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 47. JANET BENSON (CONTā€™D) (muffled) Barry, come out from under there. Your fatherā€™s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? MARTIN BENSON Barry, Iā€™m talking to you. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PICNIC AREA - DAY MUSIC: ā€œSugar Sugarā€ by the Archies. Barry and Vanessa are having a picnic. A MOSQUITO lands on Vanessaā€™s leg. She SWATS it violently. Barryā€™s head whips around, aghast. They stare at each other awkwardly in a frozen moment, then BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Vanessa GETS UP. VANESSA You coming? BARRY Got everything? VANESSA All set. Vanessa gets into a one-man Ultra Light plane with a black and yellow paint scheme. She puts on her helmet. BARRY You go ahead, Iā€™ll catch up. VANESSA (come hither wink) Donā€™t be too long. The Ultra Light takes off. Barry catches up. They fly sideby-side. VANESSA (CONTā€™D) Watch this! Vanessa does a loop, and FLIES right into the side of a mountain, BURSTING into a huge ball of flames. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 48. BARRY (yelling, anguished) Vanessa! EXT. BARRYā€™S PARENTā€™S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Barryā€™s face bursting through the surface of the pool, GASPING for air, eyes opening in horror. MARTIN BENSON Weā€™re still here, Barry. JANET BENSON I told you not to yell at him. He doesnā€™t respond when you yell at him. MARTIN BENSON Then why are you yelling at me? JANET BENSON Because you donā€™t listen. MARTIN BENSON Iā€™m not listening to this. Barry is toweling off, putting on his sweater. BARRY Sorry Mom, Iā€™ve got to go. JANET BENSON Where are you going? BARRY Nowhere. Iā€™m meeting a friend. Barry JUMPS off the balcony and EXITS. JANET BENSON (calling after him) A girl? Is this why you canā€™t decide? BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON I just hope sheā€™s Bee-ish. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 49. SEQ. 1700 - ā€œSTREETWALK/SUPERMARKETā€ EXT. VANESSAā€™S FLORIST SHOP - DAY Vanessa FLIPS the sign to say ā€œSorry We Missed Youā€, and locks the door. ANGLE ON: A POSTER on Vanessaā€™s door for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena. BARRY So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, thatā€™s every floristā€™s dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually compete in athletic events? VANESSA No. Alright, Iā€™ve got one. How come you donā€™t fly everywhere? BARRY Itā€™s exhausting. Why donā€™t you run everywhere? VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY Isnā€™t that faster? VANESSA Yeah, okay. I see, I see. Alright, your turn. Barry and Vanessa walk/fly down a New York side street, no other pedestrians near them. BARRY Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? Thatā€™s insane. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 50. VANESSA What, you donā€™t have anything like that? BARRY We have Hivo, but itā€™s a disease. Itā€™s a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA Oh my. They turn the corner onto a busier avenue and people start to swat at Barry. MAN Dumb bees! VANESSA You must just want to sting all those jerks. BARRY We really try not to sting. Itā€™s usually fatal for us. VANESSA So you really have to watch your temper? They ENTER a SUPERMARKET. CUT TO: INT. SUPERMARKET BARRY Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work through it like any emotion-- anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust. Barry hops on top of some cardboard boxes in the middle of an aisle. A stock boy, HECTOR, whacks him with a rolled up magazine. VANESSA (to Barry) Oh my goodness. Are you okay? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 51. BARRY Yeah. Whew! Vanessa WHACKS Hector over the head with the magazine. VANESSA (to Hector) What is wrong with you?! HECTOR Itā€™s a bug. VANESSA Well heā€™s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep. Vanessa pushes him, and Hector EXITS, muttering. BARRY (shaking it off) What was that, a Pick and Save circular? VANESSA Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-fiveā€™s pretty much our limit. VANESSA Boy, youā€™ve really got that down to a science. BARRY Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA Iā€™ll bet. Barry stops, sees the wall of honey jars. BARRY What, in the name of Mighty Hercules, is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select? VANESSA Is he that actor? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 52. BARRY I never heard of him. Why is this here? VANESSA For people. We eat it. BARRY Why? (gesturing around the market) You donā€™t have enough food of your own? VANESSA Well yes, we-- BARRY How do you even get it? VANESSA Well, bees make itā€¦ BARRY I know who makes it! And itā€™s hard to make it! Thereā€™s Heating and Cooling, and Stirringā€¦you need a whole Krelman thing. VANESSA Itā€™s organic. BARRY Itā€™s our-ganic! VANESSA Itā€™s just honey, Barry. BARRY Justā€¦what?! Bees donā€™t know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! Youā€™ve taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And itā€™s on sale? Iā€™m going to get to the bottom of this. Iā€™m going to get to the bottom of all of this! He RIPS the label off the Ray Liotta Private Select. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 53. SEQ. 1800 - ā€œWINDSHIELDā€ EXT. BACK OF SUPERMARKET LOADING DOCK - LATER THAT DAY Barry disguises himself by blacking out his yellow lines with a MAGIC MARKER and putting on some war paint. He sees Hector, the stock boy, with a knife CUTTING open cardboard boxes filled with honey jars. MAN You almost done? HECTOR Almost. Barry steps in some honey, making a SNAPPING noise. Hector stops and turns. HECTOR (CONTā€™D) He is here. I sense it. Hector grabs his BOX CUTTER. Barry REACTS, hides himself behind the box again. HECTOR (CONTā€™D) (talking too loud, to no one in particular) Well, I guess Iā€™ll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. A BEAT. Hector pretends to exit. He takes a couple of steps in place. ANGLE ON: The honey jar. Barry steps out into a moody spotlight. BARRY Youā€™re busted, box boy! HECTOR Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk. Barry flies up, stinger out, pushing Hector up against the wall. As Hector backs up, he drops his knife. BARRY Oh, I can talk. And now youā€™re going to start talking. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 54. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Whoā€™s your supplier?! HECTOR I donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about. I thought we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of youā€¦bees! Hector grabs a PUSHPIN. Barry fences with his stinger. HECTOR (CONTā€™D) Youā€™re too late. Itā€™s ours now! BARRY You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword. HECTOR You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Barry and Hector get into a cross-swords, nose-to-nose confrontation. BARRY Where is the honey coming from? Barry knocks the pushpin out of his hand. Barry puts his stinger up to Hectorā€™s nose. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Tell me where?! HECTOR (pointing to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms. ANGLE ON: A Honey Farms truck leaving the parking lot. Barry turns, takes off after the truck through an alley. He follows the truck out onto a busy street, dodging a bus, and several cabs. CABBIE Crazy person! He flies through a metal pipe on the top of a truck. BARRY OOOHHH! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 55. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Barry grabs onto a bicycle messengerā€™s backpack. The honey farms truck starts to pull away. Barry uses the bungee cord to slingshot himself towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, where the wind plasters him to the glass. He looks up to find himself surrounded by what appear to be DEAD BUGS. He climbs across, working his way around the bodies. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now theyā€™re on the road to nowhere. A MOSQUITO opens his eyes. MOOSEBLOOD Pssst! Just keep still. BARRY What? Youā€™re not dead? MOOSEBLOOD Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where are you headed? BARRY To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD Iā€™m going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off. LADYBUG Iā€™m going to Tacoma. BARRY (to fly) What about you? MOOSEBLOOD He really is dead. BARRY Alright. The WIPER comes towards them. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 56. MOOSEBLOOD Uh oh. BARRY What is that? MOOSEBLOOD Oh no! Itā€™s a wiper, triple blade! BARRY Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD Jump on. Itā€™s your only chance, bee. They hang on as the wiper goes back and forth. MOOSEBLOOD (CONTā€™D) (yelling to the truck driver through the glass) Why does everything have to be so dog-gone clean?! How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! CUT TO: INT. TRUCK CAB SFX: Radio. RADIO VOICE For NPR News in Washington, Iā€™m Carl Kasell. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD MOOSEBLOOD But donā€™t kill no more bugs! The Mosquito is FLUNG off of the wiper. MOOSEBLOOD (CONTā€™D) Beeeeeeeeeeeeee! BARRY Moose blood guy! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 57. Barry slides toward the end of the wiper, is thrown off, but he grabs the AERIAL and hangs on for dear life. Barry looks across and sees a CRICKET on another vehicle in the exact same predicament. They look at each other and SCREAM in unison. BARRY AND CRICKET Aaaaaaaaaah! ANOTHER BUG grabs onto the aerial, and screams as well. INT. TRUCK CAB - SAME TIME DRIVER You hear something? TRUCKER PASSENGER Like what? DRIVER Like tiny screaming. TRUCKER PASSENGER Turn off the radio. The driver reaches down and PRESSES a button, lowering the aerial. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD - SAME TIME Barry and the other bug do a ā€œchoose upā€ to the bottom, Barry wins. BARRY Aha! Then he finally has to let go and gets thrown into the truck horn atop cab. Mooseblood is inside. MOOSEBLOOD Hey, whatā€™s up bee boy? BARRY Hey, Blood! DISSOLVE TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 58. INT. TRUCK HORN - LATER BARRY ā€¦and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD Wow. BARRY So Iā€™m just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, thatā€™s where theyā€™re getting it. I mean, that honeyā€™s ours! MOOSEBLOOD Bees hang tight. BARRY Well, weā€™re all jammed in there. Itā€™s a close community. MOOSEBLOOD Not us, man. Weā€™re on our own. Every mosquito is on his own. BARRY But what if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD Trouble? Youā€™re a mosquito. Youā€™re in trouble! Nobody likes us. Theyā€™re just all smacking. People see a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY At least youā€™re out in the world. You must meet a lot of girls. MOOSEBLOOD Mosquito girls try to trade up; get with a moth, dragonflyā€¦mosquito girl donā€™t want no mosquito. A BLOOD MOBILE pulls up alongside. MOOSEBLOOD (CONTā€™D) Whoa, you have got to be kidding me. Moosebloodā€™s about to leave the building. So long bee. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 59. Mooseblood EXITS the horn, and jumps onto the blood mobile. MOOSEBLOOD (CONTā€™D) Hey guys. I knew Iā€™d catch you all down here. Did you bring your crazy straws? CUT TO: SEQ. 1900 - ā€œTHE APIARYā€ EXT. APIARY - LATER Barry sees a SIGN, ā€œHoney Farmsā€ The truck comes to a stop. SFX: The Honey farms truck blares its horn. Barry flies out, lands on the hood. ANGLE ON: Two BEEKEEPERS, FREDDY and ELMO, walking around to the back of the gift shop. Barry follows them, and lands in a nearby tree FREDDY ā€¦then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it, and itā€™s pretty much pure profit. BARRY What is this place? ELMO Bees got a brain the size of a pinhead. FREDDY They are pinheads. The both LAUGH. ANGLE ON: Barry REACTING. They arrive at the back of the shop where one of them opens a SMOKER BOX. FREDDY (CONTā€™D) Hey, check out the new smoker. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 60. ELMO Oh, Sweet. Thatā€™s the one you want. FREDDY The Thomas 3000. BARRY Smoker? FREDDY 90 puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. They LAUGH again, nefariously. FREDDY (CONTā€™D) Couple of breaths of this, and it knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY ā€œThey make the honey, and we make the money?ā€ Barry climbs onto the netting of Freddyā€™s hat. He climbs up to the brim and looks over the edge. He sees the apiary boxes as Freddy SMOKES them. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Oh my. As Freddy turns around, Barry jumps into an open apiary box, and into an apartment. HOWARD and FRAN are just coming to from the smoking. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Whatā€™s going on? Are you okay? HOWARD Yeah, it doesnā€™t last too long. HE COUGHS a few times. BARRY How did you two get here? Do you know youā€™re in a fake hive with fake walls? HOWARD (pointing to a picture on the wall) ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 61. Our queen was moved here, we had no choice. BARRY (looking at a picture on the wall) This is your queen? Thatā€™s a man in womenā€™s clothes. Thatā€™s a dragqueen! The other wall opens. Barry sees the hundreds of apiary boxes. BARRY (CONTā€™D) What is this? Barry pulls out his camera, and starts snapping. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Oh no. Thereā€™s hundreds of them. (V.O, as Barry takes pictures) Bee honey, our honey, is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale. CUT TO: SEQ. 2100 - ā€œBARRY TELLS FAMILYā€ INT. BARRYā€™S PARENTā€™S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER Barry has assembled his parents, Adam, and Uncle Carl. BARRY This is worse than anything the bears have done to us. And I intend to do something about it. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, stop. MARTIN BENSON Who told you that humans are taking our honey? Thatā€™s just a rumor. BARRY Do these look like rumors? Barry throws the PICTURES on the table. Uncle Carl, cleaning his glasses with his shirt tail, digs through a bowl of nuts with his finger. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 62. HOWARD (CONTā€™D) UNCLE CARL Thatā€™s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET BENSON Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this? ADAM (jumping up) Because heā€™s been talking to humans! JANET BENSON Whaaat? MARTIN BENSON Talking to humans?! Oh Barry. ADAM He has a human girlfriend and they make out! JANET BENSON Make out? Barry? BARRY We do not. ADAM You wish you could. BARRY Whoā€™s side are you on? ADAM The bees! Uncle Carl stands up and pulls his pants up to his chest. UNCLE CARL I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night. Hotcheewah! JANET BENSON Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? BARRY This is what I want to do for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 63. Dad, I remember you coming home some nights so overworked, your hands were still stirring. You couldnā€™t stop them. MARTIN BENSON Ehhhā€¦ JANET BENSON (to Martin) I remember that. BARRY What right do they have to our hardearned honey? Weā€™re living on two cups a year. Theyā€™re putting it in lip balm for no reason what-soever. MARTIN BENSON Even if itā€™s true, Barry, what could one bee do? BARRY Iā€™m going to sting them where it really hurts. MARTIN BENSON In the face? BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON In the eye? That would really hurt. BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON Up the nose? Thatā€™s a killer. BARRY No. Thereā€™s only one place you can sting the humans. One place where it really matters. CUT TO: SEQ. 2300 - ā€œHIVE AT 5 NEWS/BEE LARRY KINGā€ ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 64. BARRY (CONTā€™D) INT. NEWS STUDIO - DAY DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC plays as the opening news sequence rolls. We see the ā€œHive at Fiveā€ logo, followed by shots of past news events: A BEE freeway chase, a BEE BEARD protest rally, and a BEAR pawing at the hive as the BEES flee in panic. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) Hive at Five, the hiveā€™s only full hour action news sourceā€¦ SHOTS of NEWSCASTERS flash up on screen. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONTā€™D) With Bob Bumble at the anchor deskā€¦ BOB has a big shock of anchorman hair, gray temples and overly white teeth. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONTā€™D) ā€¦weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung. JEANETTE is an Asian bee. BOB BUMBLE (CONTā€™D) Good evening, Iā€™m Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG And Iā€™m Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE Our top story, a tri-county bee, Barry Bensonā€¦ INSERT: Barryā€™s graduation picture. BOB BUMBLE (CONTā€™D) ā€¦is saying he intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profiting from it illegally. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 65. INT. BEENN STUDIO - BEE LARRY KING LIVE BEE LARRY KING, wearing suspenders and glasses, is interviewing Barry. A LOWER-THIRD CHYRON reads: ā€œBee Larry King Live.ā€ BEE LARRY KING Donā€™t forget, tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we are going to have three former Queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book, ā€œClassy Ladies,ā€ out this week on Hexagon. (to Barry) Tonight, weā€™re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, Iā€™m just a kid from the hive, I canā€™t do this? BARRY Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus? Bee-Ghandi? Be-geesus? BEE LARRY KING Well, where Iā€™m from you wouldnā€™t think of suing humans. We were thinking more like stick ball, candy stores. BARRY How old are you? BEE LARRY KING I want you to know that the entire bee community is supporting you in this case, which is certain to be the trial of the bee century. BARRY Thank you, Larry. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world, too. BEE LARRY KING Itā€™s a common name. Next week on Bee Larry Kingā€¦ ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 66. BARRY No, I mean he looks like you. And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him. BEE LARRY KING Next week on Bee Larry Kingā€¦ BARRY Old guy glasses, and thereā€™s quotes along the bottom from the guest youā€™re watching even though you just heard themā€¦ BEE LARRY KING Bear week next week! Theyā€™re scary, theyā€™re hairy, and theyā€™re here live. Bee Larry King EXITS. BARRY Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyesā€¦ (lights go out) Very Jewish. CUT TO: SEQ. 2400 - ā€œFLOWER SHOPā€ INT. VANESSAā€™S FLOWER SHOP - NIGHT Stacks of law books are piled up, legal forms, etc. Vanessa is talking with Ken in the other room. KEN Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness. VANESSA But it was my grandmother, Ken. Sheā€™s 81. KEN Honey, her backhandā€™s a joke. Iā€™m not going to take advantage of that? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 67. BARRY (O.C) Quiet please. Actual work going on here. KEN Is that that same bee? BARRY (O.C) Yes it is. VANESSA Iā€™m helping him sue the human race. KEN What? Barry ENTERS. BARRY Oh, hello. KEN Hello Bee. Barry flies over to Vanessa. VANESSA This is Ken. BARRY Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size 10 1/2, Vibram sole I believe. KEN Why does he talk again, Hun? VANESSA (to Ken, sensing the tension) Listen, youā€™d better go because weā€™re really busy working. KEN But itā€™s our yogurt night. VANESSA (pushing him out the door) Ohā€¦bye bye. She CLOSES the door. KEN Why is yogurt night so difficult?! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 68. Vanessa ENTERS the back room carrying coffee. VANESSA Oh you poor thing, you two have been at this for hours. BARRY Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. ANGLE ON: A EMPTY CINNABON BOX with Adam asleep inside, covered in frosting. VANESSA How many sugars? BARRY Just one. I try not to use the competition. So, why are you helping me, anyway? VANESSA Bees have good qualities. BARRY (rowing on the sugar cube like a gondola) Si, Certo. VANESSA And it feels good to take my mind off the shop. I donā€™t know why, instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. BARRY Yeah, those are greatā€¦if youā€™re 3. VANESSA And artificial flowers. BARRY (re: plastic flowers) Oh, they just get me psychotic! VANESSA Yeah, me too. BARRY The bent stingers, the pointless pollination. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 69. VANESSA Bees must hate those fake plastic things. BARRY Thereā€™s nothing worse than a daffodil thatā€™s had work done. VANESSA (holding up the lawsuit documents) Well, maybe this can make up for it a little bit. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSAā€™S FLORIST SHOP They EXIT the store, and cross to the mailbox. VANESSA You know Barry, this lawsuit is a pretty big deal. BARRY I guess. VANESSA Are you sure that you want to go through with it? BARRY Am I sure? (kicking the envelope into the mailbox) When Iā€™m done with the humans, they wonā€™t be able to say, ā€œHoney, Iā€™m home,ā€ without paying a royalty. CUT TO: SEQ. 2700 - ā€œMEET MONTGOMERYā€ EXT. MANHATTAN COURTHOUSE - DAY P.O.V SHOT - A camera feed turns on, revealing a newsperson. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 70. PRESS PERSON #2 (talking to camera) Sarah, itā€™s an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where all eyes and ears of the world are anxiously waiting, because for the first time in history, weā€™re going to hear for ourselves if a honey bee can actually speak. ANGLE ON: Barry, Vanessa, and Adam getting out of the cab. The press spots Barry and Vanessa and pushes in. Adam sits on Vanessaā€™s shoulder. INT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Barry, Vanessa, and Adam sit at the Plaintiffā€™s Table. VANESSA (turns to Barry) What have we gotten into here, Barry? BARRY I donā€™t know, but itā€™s pretty big, isnā€™t it? ADAM I canā€™t believe how many humans donā€™t have to be at work during the day. BARRY Hey, you think these billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE STEPS - CONTINUOUS A BIG BLACK CAR pulls up. ANGLE ON: the grill filling the frame. We see the ā€œL.T.Mā€ monogram on the hood ornament. The defense lawyer, LAYTON T. MONTGOMERY comes out, squashing a bug on the pavement. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 71. INT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Barry SHUDDERS. VANESSA Whatā€™s the matter? BARRY I donā€™t know. I just got a chill. Montgomery ENTERS. He walks by Barryā€™s table shaking a honey packet. MONTGOMERY Well, if it isnā€™t the B-Team. (re: the honey packet) Any of you boys work on this? He CHUCKLES. The JUDGE ENTERS. SEQ. 3000 - ā€œWITNESSESā€ BAILIFF All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. JUDGE (shuffling papers) Alrightā€¦Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York. Barry Bee Benson vs. the honey industry, is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you are representing the five major food companies, collectively. ANGLE ON: Montgomeryā€™s BRIEFCASE. It has an embossed emblem of an EAGLE, holding a gavel in one talon and a briefcase in the other. MONTGOMERY A privilege. JUDGE Mr. Benson. Barry STANDS. JUDGE (CONTā€™D) You are representing all bees of the world? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 72. Montgomery, the stenographer, and the jury lean in. CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS The spectators outside freeze. The helicopters angle forward to listen closely. CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE BARRY Bzzz bzzz bzzzā€¦Ahh, Iā€™m kidding, Iā€™m kidding. Yes, your honor. We are ready to proceed. ANGLE ON: Courtroom hub-bub. JUDGE And Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Montgomery rises. MONTGOMERY (grumbles, clears his throat) Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. My grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was manā€™s divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what it would mean. Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silk worm for the elastic in my britches. Talking bee. How do we know this isnā€™t some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams, robotics, ventriloquism, cloningā€¦for all we know he could be on steroids! Montgomery leers at Barry, who moves to the stand. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 73. JUDGE Mr. Benson? Barry makes his opening statement. BARRY Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, thereā€™s no trickery here. Iā€™m just an ordinary bee. And as a bee, honeyā€™s pretty important to me. Itā€™s important to all bees. We invented it, we make it, and we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us cause weā€™re the little guys. And what Iā€™m hoping is that after this is all over, youā€™ll see how by taking our honey, youā€™re not only taking away everything we have, but everything we are. ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling. ANGLE ON: The BEE GALLERY wiping tears away. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE Barryā€™s family is watching the case on TV. JANET BENSON Oh, I wish he would dress like that all the time. So niceā€¦ CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM - LATER JUDGE Call your first witness. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 74. INT. COURTHOUSE - LATER BARRY So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms. Pretty big company you have there? MR. VANDERHAYDEN I suppose so. BARRY And I see you also own HoneyBurton, and Hon-Ron. MR. VANDERHAYDEN Yes. They provide beekeepers for our farms. BARRY Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I donā€™t imagine you employ any bee free-ers, do you? MR. VANDERHAYDEN No. BARRY Iā€™m sorry. I couldnā€™t hear you. MR. VANDERHAYDEN (louder) No. BARRY No. Because you donā€™t free bees. You keep bees. And not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey? MR. VANDERHAYDEN Well, theyā€™re very lovable creatures. Yogi-bear, Fozzy-bear, Build-a-bear. BARRY Yeah, you mean like this?! Vanessa and the SUPERINTENDANT from her building ENTER with a GIANT FEROCIOUS GRIZZLY BEAR. He has a neck collar and chains extending from either side. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 75. By pulling the chains, they bring him directly in front of Vanderhayden. The bear LUNGES and ROARS. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Bears kill bees! How would you like his big hairy head crashing into your living room? Biting into your couch, spitting out your throwpillowsā€¦rowr, rowr! The bear REACTS. BEAR Rowr!! BARRY Okay, thatā€™s enough. Take him away. Vanessa and the Superintendant pull the bear out of the courtroom. Vanderhayden TREMBLES. The judge GLARES at him. CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM- A LITTLE LATER Barry questions STING. BARRY So, Mr. Sting. Thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me, I have to say. Where have I heard it before? STING I was with a band called ā€œThe Policeā€. BARRY But youā€™ve never been a police officer of any kind, have you? STING No, I havenā€™t. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 76. BARRY No, you havenā€™t. And so, here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. STING Oh please. BARRY Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because Iā€™m feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, (looking in folder) Mr. Gordon M. Sumner? The jury GASPS. MONTGOMERY (to his aides) Thatā€™s not his real name? You idiots! CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE- LATER BARRY Mr. Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on E.R. in 2005. LIOTTA Thank you. Thank you. Liotta LAUGHS MANIACALLY. BARRY I also see from your resume that youā€™re devilishly handsome, but with a churning inner turmoil thatā€™s always ready to blow. LIOTTA I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 77. BARRY Not yet it isnā€™t. But is this what itā€™s come to for you, Mr. Liotta? Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you donā€™t have to rehearse your part, and learn your lines, Sir? LIOTTA Watch it Benson, I could blow right now. BARRY This isnā€™t a goodfella. This is a badfella! LIOTTA (exploding, trying to smash Barry with the Emmy) Why doesnā€™t someone just step on this little creep and we can all go home? Youā€™re all thinking it. Say it! JUDGE Order! Order in this courtroom! A MONTAGE OF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FOLLOWS: NEW YORK POST: ā€œBees to Humans: Buzz Offā€. NEW YORK TELEGRAM: ā€œSue Beeā€. DAILY VARIETY: ā€œStudio Dumps Liotta Project. Slams Door on Unlawful Entry 2.ā€ CUT TO: SEQ. 3175 - ā€œCANDLELIGHT DINNERā€ INT. VANESSAā€™S APARTMENT Barry and Vanessa are having a candle light dinner. Visible behind Barry is a ā€œLITTLE MISSYā€ SET BOX, with the flaps open. BARRY Well, I just think that was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 78. VANESSA Iā€™m telling you, I think the juryā€™s on our side. BARRY Are we doing everything rightā€¦you know, legally? VANESSA Iā€™m a florist. BARRY Right, right. Barry raises his glass. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Well, hereā€™s to a great team. VANESSA To a great team. They toast. Ken ENTERS KEN Well hello. VANESSA Ohā€¦Ken. BARRY Hello. VANESSA I didnā€™t think you were coming. KEN No, I was just late. I tried to call. But, (holding his cell phone) the batteryā€¦ VANESSA I didnā€™t want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily he was free. BARRY Yeah. KEN (gritting his teeth) Oh, that was lucky. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 79. VANESSA Well, thereā€™s still a little left. I could heat it up. KEN Yeah, heat it up. Sure, whatever. Vanessa EXITS. Ken and Barry look at each other as Barry eats. BARRY So, I hear youā€™re quite a tennis player. Iā€™m not much for the game myself. I find the ball a little grabby. KEN Thatā€™s where I usually sit. Right there. VANESSA (O.C) Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that ā€œeating with chopsticksā€ isnā€™t really a special skill. KEN (to Barry) You think I donā€™t see what youā€™re doing? BARRY Hey look, I know how hard it is trying to find the right job. We certainly have that in common. KEN Do we? BARRY Well, bees have 100% employment, of course. But we do jobs like taking the crud out. KEN Thatā€™s just what I was thinking about doing. Ken holds his table knife up. It slips out of his hand. He goes under the table to pick it up. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 80. VANESSA Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was alright. Ken hits his head on the table. BARRY Iā€™m going to go drain the old stinger. KEN Yeah, you do that. Barry EXITS to the bathroom, grabbing a small piece of a VARIETY MAGAZINE on the way. BARRY Oh, look at that. Ken slams the champagne down on the table. Ken closes his eyes and buries his face in his hands. He grabs a magazine on the way into the bathroom. SEQ. 2800 - ā€œBARRY FIGHTS KENā€ INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS Ken ENTERS, closes the door behind him. Heā€™s not happy. Barry is washing his hands. He glances back at Ken. KEN You know, Iā€™ve just about had it with your little mind games. BARRY Whatā€™s that? KEN Italian Vogue. BARRY Mamma Mia, thatā€™s a lot of pages. KEN Itā€™s a lot of ads. BARRY Remember what Van said. Why is your life any more valuable than mine? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 81. KEN Itā€™s funny, I just canā€™t seem to recall that! Ken WHACKS at Barry with the magazine. He misses and KNOCKS EVERYTHING OFF THE VANITY. Ken grabs a can of AIR FRESHENER. KEN (CONTā€™D) I think something stinks in here. He sprays at Barry. BARRY I love the smell of flowers. KEN Yeah? How do you like the smell of flames? Ken lights the stream. BARRY Not as much. Barry flies in a circle. Ken, trying to stay with him, spins in place. ANGLE ON: Flames outside the bathroom door. Ken slips on the Italian Vogue, falls backward into the shower, pulling down the shower curtain. The can hits him in the head, followed by the shower curtain rod, and the rubber duck. Ken reaches back, grabs the handheld shower head. He whips around, looking for Barry. ANGLE ON: A WATERBUG near the drain. WATERBUG Waterbug. Not taking sides. Barry is on the toilet tank. He comes out from behind a shampoo bottle, wearing a chapstick cap as a helmet. BARRY Ken, look at me! Iā€™m wearing a chapstick hat. This is pathetic. ANGLE ON: Ken turning the hand shower nozzle from ā€œGENTLEā€, to ā€œTURBOā€, to ā€œLETHALā€. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 82. KEN Iā€™ve got issues! Ken fires the water at Barry, knocking him into the toilet. The items from the vanity (emory board, lipstick, eye curler, etc.) are on the toilet seat. Ken looks down at Barry. KEN (CONTā€™D) Well well well, a royal flush. BARRY Youā€™re bluffing. KEN Am I? Ken flushes the toilet. Barry grabs the Emory board and uses it to surf. He puts his hand in the water while heā€™s surfing. Some water splashes on Ken. BARRY Surfā€™s up, dude! KEN Awww, poo water! He does some skate board-style half-pipe riding. Barry surfs out of the toilet. BARRY That bowl is gnarly. Ken tries to get a shot at him with the toilet brush. KEN Except for those dirty yellow rings. Vanessa ENTERS. VANESSA Kenneth! What are you doing? KEN You know what? I donā€™t even like honey! I donā€™t eat it! VANESSA We need to talk! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 83. She pulls Ken out by his ear. Ken glares at Barry. CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS VANESSA Heā€™s just a little bee. And he happens to be the nicest bee Iā€™ve met in a long time. KEN Long time? What are you talking about? Are there other bugs in your life? VANESSA No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And youā€™re one of them! KEN Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt nightā€¦my nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster. VANESSA Goodbye, Ken. KEN Augh! VANESSA Whew! Ken EXITS, then re-enters frame. KEN And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners, made by man! He EXITS again. The DOOR SLAMS behind him. VANESSA (to Barry) Iā€™m sorry about all that. Ken RE-ENTERS. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 84. KEN I know itā€™s got an aftertaste! I like it! BARRY (re: Ken) I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. (puts his hands in his pockets) I couldnā€™t overcome it. Oh well. VANESSA Are you going to be okay for the trial tomorrow? BARRY Oh, I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. CUT TO: SEQ. 3300 - ā€œADAM STINGS MONTYā€ INT. COURTROOM - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: Medium shot of Montgomery standing at his table. MONTGOMERY We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. ADAM (whispering to Vanessa) Now thatā€™s a good idea. (to Barry) You can really see why heā€™s considered one of the very best lawyers-- Oh. Barry rolls his eyes. He gets up, takes the stand. A juror in a striped shirt APPLAUDS. MR. GAMMIL (whispering) Layton, youā€™ve got to weave some magic with this jury, or itā€™s going to be all over. Montgomery is holding a BOOK, ā€œThe Secret Life of Beesā€. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 85. MONTGOMERY (confidently whispering) Oh, donā€™t worry Mr. Gammil. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they donā€™t like about bees. (to Gammil) You got the tweezers? Mr. Gammil NODS, and pats his breast pocket. MR. GAMMIL Are you allergic? MONTGOMERY Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Montgomery approaches the stand. MONTGOMERY (CONTā€™D) Mr. Benson Bee. Iā€™ll ask you what I think weā€™d all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? Montgomery points to Vanessa. BARRY Weā€™re friends. MONTGOMERY Good friends? BARRY Yes. MONTGOMERY (softly in Barryā€™s face) How good? BARRY What? MONTGOMERY Do you live together? BARRY Wait a minute, this isnā€™t about-- ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 86. MONTGOMERY Are you her littleā€¦ (clearing throat) ā€¦ bed bug? BARRY (flustered) Hey, thatā€™s not the kind of-- MONTGOMERY Iā€™ve seen a bee documentary or two. Now, from what I understand, doesnā€™t your Queen give birth to all the bee children in the hive? BARRY Yeah, but-- MONTGOMERY So those arenā€™t even your real parents! ANGLE ON: Barryā€™s parents. MARTIN BENSON Oh, Barry. BARRY Yes they are! ADAM Hold me back! Vanessa holds him back with a COFFEE STIRRER. Montgomery points to Barryā€™s parents. MONTGOMERY Youā€™re an illegitimate bee, arenā€™t you Benson? ADAM Heā€™s denouncing bees! All the bees in the courtroom start to HUM. Theyā€™re agitated. MONTGOMERY And donā€™t yā€™all date your cousins? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 87. VANESSA (standing, letting go of Adam) Objection! Adam explodes from the table and flies towards Montgomery. ADAM Iā€™m going to pin cushion this guy! Montgomery turns around and positions himself by the judgeā€™s bench. He sticks his butt out. Montgomery winks at his team. BARRY Adam, donā€™t! Itā€™s what he wants! Adam shoves Barry out of the way. Adam STINGS Montgomery in the butt. The jury REACTS, aghast. MONTGOMERY Ow! Iā€™m hit! Oh, lordy, I am hit! The judge BANGS her gavel. JUDGE Order! Order! Please, Mr. Montgomery. MONTGOMERY The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a wing-ed beast of destruction. You see? You canā€™t treat them like equals. Theyā€™re strip-ed savages! Stingingā€™s the only thing they know! Itā€™s their way! ANGLE ON: Adam, collapsed on the floor. Barry rushes to his side. BARRY Adam, stay with me. ADAM I canā€™t feel my legs. Montgomery falls on the Bailiff. BAILIFF Take it easy. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 88. MONTGOMERY Oh, what angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? The JURY recoils. JUDGE Please, I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! FADE TO: SEQ. 3400 - ā€œADAM AT HOSPITALā€ INT. HOSPITAL - STREET LEVEL ROOM - DAY PRESS PERSON #1 (V.O) The case of the honey bees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday, when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Now hereā€™s Don with the 5-day. A NURSE lets Barry into the room. Barry CARRIES a FLOWER. BARRY Thank you. Barry stands over Adam, in a bed. Barry lays the flower down next to him. The TV is on. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Hey buddy. ADAM Hey. BARRY Is there much pain? Adam has a BEE-SIZED PAINKILLER HONEY BUTTON near his head that he presses. ADAM (pressing the button) Yeahā€¦I blew the whole case, didnā€™t I? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 89. BARRY Oh, it doesnā€™t matter. The important thing is youā€™re alive. You could have died. ADAM Iā€™d be better off dead. Look at me. Adam THROWS the blanket off his lap, revealing a GREEN SANDWICH SWORD STINGER. ADAM (CONTā€™D) (voice cracking) They got it from the cafeteria, they got it from downstairs. In a tuna sandwich. Look, thereā€™s a little celery still on it. BARRY What was it like to sting someone? ADAM I canā€™t explain it. It was all adrenalineā€¦and thenā€¦ecstasy. Barry looks at Adam. BARRY Alright. ADAM You think that was all a trap? BARRY Of course. Iā€™m sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us, weā€™re just a couple of bugs in this world. ADAM What do you think the humans will do to us if they win? BARRY I donā€™t know. ADAM I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesnā€™t sound so bad. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 90. BARRY Adam, they check in, but they donā€™t check out. Adam GULPS. ADAM Oh my. ANGLE ON: the hospital window. We see THREE PEOPLE smoking outside on the sidewalk. The smoke drifts in. Adam COUGHS. ADAM (CONTā€™D) Say, could you get a nurse to close that window? BARRY Why? ADAM The smoke. Bees donā€™t smoke. BARRY Right. Bees donā€™t smoke. Bees donā€™t smoke! But some bees are smoking. Adam, thatā€™s it! Thatā€™s our case. Adam starts putting his clothes on. ADAM It is? Itā€™s not over? BARRY No. Get up. Get dressed. Iā€™ve got to go somewhere. You get back the court and stall. Stall anyway you can. CUT TO: SEQ. 3500 - ā€œSMOKING GUNā€ INT. COURTROOM - THE NEXT DAY Adam is folding a piece of paper into a boat. ADAM ā€¦and assuming youā€™ve done step 29 correctly, youā€™re ready for the tub. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 91. ANGLE ON: The jury, all with paper boats of their own. JURORS Ooh. ANGLE ON: Montgomery frustrated with Gammil, whoā€™s making a boat also. Monty crumples Gammilā€™s boat, and throws it at him. JUDGE Mr. Flayman? ADAM Yes? Yes, Your Honor? JUDGE Where is the rest of your team? ADAM (fumbling with his swordstinger) Well, your honor, itā€™s interesting. You know Bees are trained to fly kind of haphazardly and as a result quite often we donā€™t make very good time. I actually once heard a pretty funny story about a bee-- MONTGOMERY Your Honor, havenā€™t these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this courtā€™s valuable time? Montgomery rolls out from behind his table. Heā€™s suspended in a LARGE BABY CHAIR with wheels. MONTGOMERY (CONTā€™D) How much longer are we going to allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who have all run perfectly legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case. JUDGE Mr. Flayman, I am afraid I am going to have to consider Mr. Montgomeryā€™s motion. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 92. ADAM But you canā€™t. We have a terrific case. MONTGOMERY Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun. Barry bursts through the door. BARRY Hold it, your honor. You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. Vanessa ENTERS, holding a bee smoker Vanessa slams the beekeeperā€™s SMOKER onto the judgeā€™s bench. JUDGE What is that? BARRY Itā€™s a Bee smoker. Montgomery GRABS the smoker. MONTGOMERY What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldnā€™t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. He unintentionally points it towards the bee gallery, KNOCKING THEM ALL OUT. The jury GASPS. The press SNAPS pictures of them. BARRY Members of the jury, look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, ā€œSmoking or Non?ā€ Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to these smoke machines in man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? Barry gestures dramatically towards Montgomeryā€™s racially mixed table. The BLACK LAWYER slowly moves his chair away. GAMMIL What are we going to do? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 93. MONTGOMERY (to Pross) Heā€™s playing the species card. Barry lands on the scale of justice, by the judgeā€™s bench. It balances as he lands. BARRY Ladies and gentlemen, please, FreeThese-Bees! ANGLE ON: Jury, chanting ā€œFree the beesā€. JUDGE The court finds in favor of the bees. The chaos continues. Barry flies over to Vanessa, with his hand up for a ā€œhigh 5ā€. BARRY Vanessa, we won! VANESSA Yay! I knew you could do it. Highfive! She high 5ā€™s Barry, sending him crashing to the table. He bounces right back up. VANESSA (CONTā€™D) Oh, sorry. BARRY Ow!! Iā€™m okay. Vanessa, do you know what this means? All the honey is finally going to belong to the bees. Now we wonā€™t have to work so hard all the time. Montgomery approaches Barry, surrounded by the press. The cameras and microphones go to Montgomery. MONTGOMERY (waving a finger) This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson! Youā€™ll regret this. ANGLE ON: Barryā€™s ā€˜deer in headlightsā€™ expression, as the press pushes microphones in his face. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 94. PRESS PERSON 1 Barry, how much honey do you think is out there? BARRY Alright, alright, one at a timeā€¦ SARAH Barry, who are you wearing? BARRY Uhhh, my sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. The Press follows Barry as he EXITS. ANGLE ON: Adam and Vanessa. ADAM (putting papers away) What if Montgomeryā€™s right? VANESSA What do you mean? ADAM Weā€™ve been living the bee way a long time. 27 million years. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 3600 - ā€œHONEY ROUNDUPā€ EXT. HONEY FARMS APIARY - MONTAGE SARAH (V.O) Congratulations on your victory. What are you going to demand as a settlement? BARRY (V.O) (over montage) First, weā€™re going to demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then, we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begin with. Every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, big-headed, bad breath, stink-machine. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 95. I believe weā€™re all aware of what they do in the woods. We will no longer tolerate derogatory beenegative nick-names, unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products, and la-dee-da tea-time human snack garnishments. MONTAGE IMAGES: Close-up on an ATF JACKET, with the YELLOW LETTERS. Camera pulls back. We see an ARMY OF BEE AND HUMAN AGENTS wearing hastily made ā€œAlcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Honeyā€ jackets. Barry supervises. The gate to Honey Farms is locked permanently. All the smokers are collected and locked up. All the bees leave the Apiary. CUT TO: EXT. ATF OUTSIDE OF SUPERMARKET - MONTAGE Agents begin YANKING honey off the supermarket shelves, and out of shopping baskets. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - MONTAGE The bees tear down a honey-bear statue. CUT TO: EXT. YELLOWSTONE FOREST - MONTAGE POV of a sniperā€™s crosshairs. An animated BEAR character looka-like, turns his head towards camera. BARRY Wait for my signal. ANGLE ON: Barry lowering his binoculars. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Take him out. The sniper SHOOTS the bear. It hits him in the shoulder. The bear looks at it. He gets woozy and the honey jar falls out of his lap, an ATF&H agent catches it. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 96. BARRY (V.O) (CONTā€™D) ATF&H AGENT (to the bearā€™s pig friend) Heā€™ll have a little nausea for a few hours, then heā€™ll be fine. CUT TO: EXT. STINGā€™S HOUSE - MONTAGE ATF&H agents SLAP CUFFS on Sting, who is meditating. STING But itā€™s just a prance-about stage name! CUT TO: INT. A WOMANā€™S SHOWER - MONTAGE A WOMAN is taking a shower, and using honey shampoo. An ATF&H agent pulls the shower curtain aside, and grabs her bottle of shampoo. The woman SCREAMS. The agent turns to the 3 other agents, and Barry. ANGLE ON: Barry looking at the label on the shampoo bottle, shaking his head and writing in his clipboard. CUT TO: EXT. SUPERMARKET CAFE - MONTAGE Another customer, an old lady having her tea with a little jar of honey, gets her face pushed down onto the table and turned to the side by two agents. One of the agents has a gun on her. OLD LADY Canā€™t breathe. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - MONTAGE An OIL DRUM of honey is connected to Barryā€™s hive. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 97. BARRY Bring it in, boys. CUT TO: SEQ. 3650 - ā€œNO MORE WORKā€ INT. HONEX - MONTAGE ANGLE ON: The honey goes past the 3-cup hash-mark, and begins to overflow. A WORKER BEE runs up to Buzzwell. WORKER BEE 1 Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed 3 cups, and thereā€™s gallons mores coming. I think we need to shutdown. KEYCHAIN BEE (to Buzzwell) Shutdown? Weā€™ve never shutdown. ANGLE ON: Buzzwell overlooking the factory floor. BUZZWELL Shutdown honey production! Stop making honey! ANGLE ON: TWO BEES, each with a KEY. BUZZWELL (CONTā€™D) Turn your key, Sir! They turn the keys simultaneously, War Games-style, shutting down the honey machines. ANGLE ON: the Taffy-Pull machine, Centrifuge, and Krelman all slowly come to a stop. The bees look around, bewildered. WORKER BEE 5 What do we do now? A BEAT. WORKER BEE 6 Cannon ball!! He jumps into a HONEY VAT, doesnā€™t penetrate the surface. He looks around, and slowly sinks down to his waist. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 98. EXT. HONEX FACTORY THE WHISTLE BLOWS, and the bees all stream out the exit. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE - CONTINUOUS Lou Loduca gives orders to the pollen jocks. LOU LODUCA Weā€™re shutting down honey production. Mission abort. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK Jackson receives the orders, mid-pollination. JACKSON Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees, putting sun-tan lotion on their noses and antennae, and sunning themselves on the balconies of the gyms. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK ANGLE ON: THE FLOWERS starting to DROOP. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE J-Gate is deserted. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 99. EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees sunning themselves. A TIMER DINGS, and they all turn over. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK TIME LAPSE of Central Park turning brown. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSAā€™S FLORIST SHOP CLOSE-UP SHOT: Vanessa writes ā€œSorry. No more flowers.ā€ on a ā€œClosedā€ sign, an turns it facing out. CUT TO: SEQ. 3700 - ā€œIDLE HIVEā€ EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - DAY Barry flies at high speed. TRACKING SHOT into the hive, through the lobby of Honex, and into Adamā€™s office. CUT TO: INT. ADAMā€™S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS Barry meets Adam in his office. Adamā€™s office is in disarray. There are papers everywhere. Heā€™s filling up his cardboard hexagon box. BARRY (out of breath) Adam, you wouldnā€™t believe how much honey was out there. ADAM Oh yeah? BARRY Whatā€™s going on around here? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 100. ADAM (exiting with a cardboard box of belongings) No, theyā€™re just home. They donā€™t know what to do. BARRY Hmmm. ADAM Theyā€™re laying out, theyā€™re sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. BARRY At least we got our honey back. They walk through the empty factory. ADAM Yeah, but sometimes I think, so what if the humans liked our honey? Who wouldnā€™t? Itā€™s the greatest thing in the world. I was excited to be a part of making it. ANGLE ON: Adamā€™s desk on itā€™s side in the hall. ADAM (CONTā€™D) This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And nowā€¦and now I canā€™t. Adam EXITS. CUT TO: SEQ. 3900 - ā€œWORLD WITHOUT BEESā€ INT. STAIRWELL Vanessa and Barry are walking up the stairs to the roof. BARRY I donā€™t understand why theyā€™re not happy. We have so much now. I thought their lives would be better. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 101. VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY Theyā€™re doing nothing. Itā€™s amazing, honey really changes people. VANESSA You donā€™t have any idea whatā€™s going on, do you? BARRY What did you want to show me? VANESSA This. They reach the top of the stairs. Vanessa opens the door. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSAā€™S ROOFTOP - CONTINUOUS Barry sees Vanessaā€™s flower pots and small garden have all turned brown. BARRY What happened here? VANESSA That is not the half of itā€¦ Vanessa turns Barry around with her two fingers, revealing the view of Central Park, which is also all brown. BARRY Oh no. Oh my. Theyā€™re all wilting. VANESSA Doesnā€™t look very good, does it? BARRY No. VANESSA And whoā€™s fault do you think that is? ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 102. BARRY Mmmmā€¦you know, Iā€™m going to guess, bees. VANESSA Bees? BARRY Specifically me. I guess I didnā€™t think that bees not needing to make honey would affect all these other things. VANESSA And itā€™s not just flowers. Fruits, vegetablesā€¦they all need bees. BARRY Well, thatā€™s our whole SAT test right there. VANESSA So, you take away the produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of courseā€¦ BARRY The human species? VANESSA (clearing throat) Ahem! BARRY Oh. So, if thereā€™s no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldnā€™t it? VANESSA And I know this is also partly my fault. Barry takes a long SIGH. BARRY How about a suicide pact? VANESSA (not sure if heā€™s joking) How would we do it? BARRY Iā€™ll sting you, you step on me. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 103. VANESSA That just kills you twice. BARRY Right, right. VANESSA Listen Barry. Sorry but Iā€™ve got to get going. She EXITS. BARRY (looking out over the park) Had to open my mouth and talkā€¦ (looking back) Vanessaā€¦? Vanessa is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 3935 - ā€œGOING TO PASADENAā€ EXT. NY STREET - CONTINUOUS Vanessa gets into a cab. Barry ENTERS. BARRY Vanessa. Why are you leaving? Where are you going? VANESSA To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They moved it up to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. Itā€™s the last chance Iā€™ll ever have to see it. BARRY Vanessa, I just want to say Iā€™m sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. VANESSA I know. Me neither. Vanessa cab drives away. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 104. BARRY (chuckling to himself) Tournament of Roses. Roses canā€™t do sports. Wait a minuteā€¦roses. Roses? Roses!? Vanessa! Barry follows shortly after. He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window. Barry follows shortly after Vanessaā€™s cab. He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window. INT. TAXI - CONTINUOUS Barry motions for her to roll the window down. She does so. BARRY Roses?! VANESSA Barry? BARRY (as he flies next to the cab) Roses are flowers. VANESSA Yes, they are. BARRY Flowers, bees, pollen! VANESSA I know. Thatā€™s why this is the last parade. BARRY Maybe not. The cab starts pulling ahead of Barry. BARRY (CONTā€™D) (re: driver) Could you ask him to slow down? VANESSA Could you slow down? The cabs slows. Barry flies in the window, and lands in the change box, which closes on him. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 105. VANESSA (CONTā€™D) Barry! Vanessa lets him out. Barry stands on the change box, in front of the driverā€™s license. BARRY Okay, I made a huge mistake! This is a total disaster, and itā€™s all my fault! VANESSA Yes, it kind of is. BARRY Iā€™ve ruined the planet. And, I wanted to help with your flower shop. Instead, Iā€™ve made it worse. VANESSA Actually, itā€™s completely closed down. BARRY Oh, I thought maybe you were remodeling. Nonetheless, I have another idea. And itā€™s greater than all my previous great ideas combined. VANESSA I donā€™t want to hear it. Vanessa closes the change box on Barry. BARRY (opening it again) Alright, hereā€™s what Iā€™m thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant, and flower bud in this park. All weā€™ve got to do is get what theyā€™ve got back here with what weā€™ve got. VANESSA Beesā€¦ BARRY Parkā€¦ VANESSA Pollenā€¦ ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 106. BARRY Flowersā€¦ VANESSA Repollination! BARRY (on luggage handle, going up) Across the nation! CUT TO: SEQ. 3950 - ā€œROSE PARADEā€ EXT. PASADENA PARADE BARRY (V.O) Alright. Tournament of Roses. Pasadena, California. Theyā€™ve got nothing but flowers, floats, and cotton candy. Security will be tight. VANESSA I have an idea. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA ANGLE ON: Barry and Vanessa approaching a HEAVILY ARMED GUARD in front of the staging area. VANESSA Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. He leans in to look at her badge. She SNAPS IT SHUT, VANESSA (CONTā€™D) Oh, itā€™s real. HEAVILY ARMED GUARD Sorry maā€™am. Thatā€™s a nice brooch, by the way. VANESSA Thank you. It was a gift. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 107. They ENTER the staging area. BARRY (V.O) Then, once weā€™re inside, we just pick the right float. VANESSA How about the Princess and the Pea? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I can be the princess, and-- BARRY ā€¦yes, I think-- VANESSA You could be-- BARRY Iā€™ve-- VANESSA The pea. BARRY Got it. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA - A FEW MOMENTS LATER Barry, dressed as a PEA, flies up and hovers in front of the princess on the ā€œPrincess and the Peaā€ float. The float is sponsored by Inflat-a-bed and a SIGN READS: ā€œInflat-a-bed: If it blows, itā€™s ours.ā€ BARRY Sorry Iā€™m late. Where should I sit? PRINCESS What are you? BARRY I believe Iā€™m the pea. PRINCESS The pea? Itā€™s supposed to be under the mattresses. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 108. BARRY Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. PRINCESS Iā€™m going to go talk to the marshall. BARRY You do that. This whole parade is a fiasco! She EXITS. Vanessa removes the step-ladder. The princess FALLS. Barry and Vanessa take off in the float. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Letā€™s see what this baby will do. ANGLE ON: Guy with headset talking to drivers. HEADSET GUY Hey! The float ZOOMS by. A young CHILD in the stands, TIMMY, cries. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA - A FEW MOMENTS LATER ANGLE ON: Vanessa putting the princess hat on. BARRY (V.O) Then all we do is blend in with traffic, without arousing suspicion. CUT TO: EXT. THE PARADE ROUTE - CONTINUOUS The floats go flying by the crowds. Barry and Vanessaā€™s float CRASHES through the fence. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 109. EXT. LA FREEWAY Vanessa and Barry speed, dodging and weaving, down the freeway. BARRY (V.O) And once weā€™re at the airport, thereā€™s no stopping us. CUT TO: EXT. LAX AIRPORT Barry and Vanessa pull up to the curb, in front of an TSA AGENT WITH CLIPBOARD. TSA AGENT Stop. Security. Did you and your insect pack your own float? VANESSA (O.C) Yes. TSA AGENT Has this float been in your possession the entire time? VANESSA (O.C) Since the paradeā€¦yes. ANGLE ON: Barry holding his shoes. TSA AGENT Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets? Can you remove your stinger, Sir? BARRY Thatā€™s part of me. TSA AGENT I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY Barry and Vanessaā€™s airplane TAKES OFF. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 110. BARRY (O.C) Then, if weā€™re lucky, weā€™ll have just enough pollen to do the job. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 4025 - ā€œCOCKPIT FIGHTā€ INT. AIRPLANE Vanessa is on the aisle. Barry is on a laptop calculating flowers, pollen, number of bees, airspeed, etc. He does a ā€œStompā€ dance on the keyboard. BARRY Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job. I think this is going to work, Vanessa. VANESSA Itā€™s got to work. PILOT (V.O) Attention passengers. This is Captain Scott. Iā€™m afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the New York area. And looks like weā€™re going to be experiencing a couple of hours delay. VANESSA Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. Theyā€™ll never make it. BARRY Iā€™ve got to get up there and talk to these guys. VANESSA Be careful. Barry flies up to the cockpit door. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS A female flight attendant, ANGELA, is in the cockpit with the pilots. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 111. Thereā€™s a KNOCK at the door. BARRY (C.O) Hey, can I get some help with this Sky Mall Magazine? Iā€™d like to order the talking inflatable travel pool filter. ANGELA (to the pilots, irritated) Excuse me. CUT TO: EXT. CABIN - CONTINUOUS Angela opens the cockpit door and looks around. She doesnā€™t see anybody. ANGLE ON: Barry hidden on the yellow and black ā€œcautionā€ stripe. As Angela looks around, Barry zips into the cockpit. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT BARRY Excuse me, Captain. I am in a real situation hereā€¦ PILOT (pulling an earphone back, to the co-pilot) What did you say, Hal? CO-PILOT I didnā€™t say anything. PILOT (he sees Barry) Ahhh! Bee! BARRY No, no! Donā€™t freak out! Thereā€™s a chance my entire species-- CO-PILOT (taking off his earphones) Ahhh! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 112. The pilot grabs a ā€œDUSTBUSTERā€ vacuum cleaner. He aims it around trying to vacuum up Barry. The co-pilot faces camera, as the pilot tries to suck Barry up. Barry is on the other side of the co-pilot. As they dosey-do, the toupee of the co-pilot begins to come up, still attached to the front. CO-PILOT (CONTā€™D) What are you doing? Stop! The toupee comes off the co-pilotā€™s head, and sticks in the Dustbuster. Barry runs across the bald head. BARRY Wait a minute! Iā€™m an attorney! CO-PILOT Whoā€™s an attorney? PILOT Donā€™t move. The pilot uses the Dustbuster to try and mash Barry, who is hovering in front of the co-pilotā€™s nose, and knocks out the co-pilot who falls out of his chair, hitting the life raft release button. The life raft inflates, hitting the pilot, knocking him into a wall and out cold. Barry surveys the situation. BARRY Oh, Barry. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE CABIN Vanessa studies her laptop, looking serious. SFX: PA CRACKLE. BARRY (V.O) (in captain voice) Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain speaking. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24F please report to the cockpit. And please hurry! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 113. ANGLE ON: The aisle, and Vanessa head popping up. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Vanessa ENTERS. VANESSA What happened here? BARRY I tried to talk to them, but then there was a Dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft explodedā€¦Now oneā€™s bald, oneā€™s in a boat, and theyā€™re both unconscious. VANESSA Is that another bee joke? BARRY No. No oneā€™s flying the plane. The AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER, BUD, speaks over the radio. BUD This is JFK control tower. Flight 356, whatā€™s your status? Vanessa presses a button, and the intercom comes on. VANESSA This is Vanessa Bloome. Iā€™m a florist from New York. BUD Whereā€™s the pilot? VANESSA Heā€™s unconscious and so is the copilot. BUD Not good. Is there anyone onboard who has flight experience? A BEAT. BARRY As a matter of fact, there is. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 114. BUD Whoā€™s that? VANESSA Barry Benson. BUD From the honey trial? Oh great. BARRY Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. Itā€™s got giant wings, huge engines. VANESSA I canā€™t fly a plane. BARRY Why not? Isnā€™t John Travolta a pilot? VANESSA Yes? BARRY How hard could it be? VANESSA Wait a minute. Barry, weā€™re headed into some lightning. CUT TO: Vanessa shrugs, and takes the controls. SEQ. 4150 - ā€œBARRY FLIES PLANEā€ INT. BENSON HOUSE The family is all huddled around the TV at the Benson house. ANGLE ON: TV. Bob Bumble is broadcasting. BOB BUMBLE This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK airport, where a very suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh off his stunning legal victoryā€¦ ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 115. Adam SPRAYS a can of HONEY-WHIP into his mouth. ADAM Thatā€™s Barry. BOB BUMBLE ā€¦is now attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers, and an incapacitated flight crew. EVERYONE Flowers?! CUT TO: INT. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Well, we have an electrical storm in the area, and two individuals at the controls of a jumbo jet with absolutely no flight experience. JEANETTE CHUNG Just a minute, Mr. Ditchwater, thereā€™s a honey bee on that plane. BUD Oh, Iā€™m quite familiar with Mr. Bensonā€™s work, and his no-account compadres. Havenā€™t they done enough damage already? JEANETTE CHUNG But isnā€™t he your only hope right now? BUD Come on, technically a bee shouldnā€™t be able to fly at all. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT. Barry REACTS BUD The wings are too small, their bodies are too big-- ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 116. BARRY (over PA) Hey, hold on a second. Havenā€™t we heard this million times? The surface area of the wings, and the body mass doesnā€™t make sense? JEANETTE CHUNG Get this on the air. CAMERAMAN You got it! CUT TO: INT. BEE TV CONTROL ROOM An engineer throws a switch. BEE ENGINEER Stand by. Weā€™re going live. The ā€œON AIRā€ sign illuminates. CUT TO: INT. VARIOUS SHOTS OF NEW HIVE CITY The news report plays on TV. The pollen jocks are sitting around, playing paddle-ball, Wheel-o, and one of them is spinning his helmet on his finger. Buzzwell is in an office cubicle, playing computer solitaire. Barryā€™s family and Adam watch from their living room. Bees sitting on the street curb turn around to watch the TV. BARRY Mr. Ditchwater, the way we work may be a mystery to you, because making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you something about a small job. If you do it really well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. Thatā€™s why I want to get bees back to doing what we do best. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 117. Working together. Thatā€™s the bee way. Weā€™re not made of Jello. We get behind a fellow. Black and yellow. CROWD OF BEES Hello! CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Barry is giving orders to Vanessa. BARRY Left, right, down, hover. VANESSA Hover? BARRY Forget hover. VANESSA You know what? This isnā€™t so hard. Vanessa pretends to HONK THE HORN. VANESSA (CONTā€™D) Beep, beep! Beep, beep! A BOLT OF LIGHTNING HITS the plane. The plane takes a sharp dip. VANESSA (CONTā€™D) Barry, what happened? BARRY (noticing the control panel) Wait a minute. I think we were on autopilot that whole time. VANESSA That may have been helping me. BARRY And now weā€™re not! VANESSA (V.O.) (folding her arms) Well, then it turns out I cannot fly a plane. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 118. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Vanessa struggles with the yoke. CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE The airplane goes into a steep dive. CUT TO: SEQ. 4175 - ā€œCRASH LANDINGā€ INT. J-GATE An ALERT SIGN READING: ā€œHive Alert. We Need:ā€ Then the SIGNAL goes from ā€œTwo Beesā€ ā€œSome Beesā€ ā€œEvery Bee There Isā€ Lou Loduca gathers the pollen jocks at J-Gate. LOU LODUCA All of you, letā€™s get behind this fellow. Move it out! The bees follow Lou Loduca, and EXIT J-Gate. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Our only chance is if I do what I would do, and you copy me with the wings of the plane! VANESSA You donā€™t have to yell. BARRY Iā€™m not yelling. We happen to be in a lot of trouble here. VANESSA Itā€™s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice. BARRY Itā€™s not a tone. Iā€™m panicking! CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 119. EXT. JFK AIRPORT ANGLE ON: The bees arriving and massing at the airport. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Barry and Vanessa alternately SLAP EACH OTHER IN THE FACE. VANESSA I donā€™t think I can do this. BARRY Vanessa, pull yourself together. Listen to me, you have got to snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE A GIGANTIC SWARM OF BEES flies in to hold the plane up. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 120. BARRY You snap-- VANESSA Hold it! BARRY (about to slap her again) Why? Come on, itā€™s my turn. VANESSA How is the plane flying? Barryā€™s antennae ring. BARRY I donā€™t know. (answering) Hello? CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE ANGLE ON: The underside of the plane. The pollen jocks have massed all around the underbelly of the plane, and are holding it up. LOU LODUCA Hey Benson, have you got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Lou, Buzz, Splitz, and Jackson come up alongside the cockpit. BARRY The pollen jocks! VANESSA They do get behind a fellow. BARRY Black and yellow. LOU LODUCA (over headset) Hello. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 121. Alright you two, what do you say we drop this tin can on the blacktop? VANESSA What blacktop? Where? I canā€™t see anything. Can you? BARRY No, nothing. Itā€™s all cloudy. CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY Adam SHOUTS. ADAM Come on, youā€™ve got to think bee, Barry. Thinking bee, thinking bee. ANGLE ON: Overhead shot of runway. The bees are in the formation of a flower. In unison they move, causing the flower to FLASH YELLOW AND BLACK. BEES (chanting) Thinking bee, thinking bee. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT We see through the swirling mist and clouds. A GIANT SHAPE OF A FLOWER is forming in the middle of the runway. BARRY Wait a minute. I think Iā€™m feeling something. VANESSA What? BARRY I donā€™t know, but itā€™s strong. And itā€™s pulling me, like a 27 million year old instinct. Bring the nose of the plane down. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 122. LOU LODUCA (CONTā€™D) EXT. RUNWAY All the bees are on the runway chanting ā€œThinking Beeā€. CUT TO: INT. CONTROL TOWER RICK What in the world is on the tarmac? ANGLE ON: Dave OTS onto runway seeing a flower being formed by millions of bees. BUD Get some lights on that! CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY ANGLE ON: AIRCRAFT LANDING LIGHT SCAFFOLD by the side of the runway, illuminating the bees in their flower formation. INT. COCKPIT BARRY Vanessa, aim for the flower! VANESSA Oh, okay? BARRY Cut the engines! VANESSA Cut the engines? BARRY Weā€™re going in on bee power. Ready boys? LOU LODUCA Affirmative. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 123. INT. AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Good, good, easy now. Land on that flower! Ready boys? Give me full reverse. LOU LODUCA Spin it around! The plane attempts to land on top of an ā€œAloha Airlinesā€ plane with flowers painted on it. BARRY (V.O) I mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower made of millions of bees! VANESSA Which flower? BARRY That flower! VANESSA Iā€™m aiming at the flower! The plane goes after a FAT GUY IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT. BARRY (V.O) Thatā€™s a fat guy in a flowered shirt! The other other flower! The big one. He snaps a photo and runs away. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Full forward. Ready boys? Nose down. Bring your tail up. Rotate around it. VANESSA Oh, this is insane, Barry. BARRY This is the only way I know how to fly. CUT TO: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 124. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Am I koo-koo kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY BARRY (V.O) Get your nose in there. Donā€™t be afraid of it. Smell it. Full reverse! Easy, just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in. Drop it in, woman! The plane HOVERS and MANEUVERS, landing in the center of the giant flower, like a bee. The FLOWERS from the cargo hold spill out onto the runway. INT. AIPLANE CABIN The passengers are motionless for a beat. PASSENGER Come on already! They hear the ā€œding dingā€, and all jump up to grab their luggage out of the overheads. SEQ. 4225 - ā€œRUNWAY SPEECHā€ EXT. RUNWAY - CONTINUOUS The INFLATABLE SLIDES pop out the side of the plane. The passengers escape. Barry and Vanessa slide down out of the cockpit. Barry and Vanessa exhale a huge breath. VANESSA Barry, we did it. You taught me how to fly. Vanessa raises her hand up for a high five. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 125. BARRY Yes. No high five. VANESSA Right. ADAM Barry, it worked. Did you see the giant flower? BARRY What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius, man. Genius! ADAM Thank you. BARRY But weā€™re not done yet. Barry flies up to the wing of the plane, and addresses the bee crowd. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Listen everyone. This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. Weā€™re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this. If weā€™re going to survive as a species, this is our moment. So what do you all say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History key chains? BEES Weā€™re bees! KEYCHAIN BEE Keychain! BARRY Then follow meā€¦ Except Keychain. BUZZ Hold on Barry. Youā€™ve earned this. Buzz puts a pollen jock jacket and helmet with Barryā€™s name on it on Barry. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 126. BARRY Iā€™m a pollen jock! (looking at the jacket. The sleeves are a little long) And itā€™s a perfect fit. All Iā€™ve got to do are the sleeves. The Pollen Jocks toss Barry a gun. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Oh yeah! ANGLE ON: Martin and Janet Benson. JANET BENSON Thatā€™s our Barry. All the bees descend upon the flowers on the tarmac, and start collecting pollen. CUT TO: SEQ. 4250 - ā€œRE-POLLINATIONā€ EXT. SKIES - CONTINUOUS The squadron FLIES over the city, REPOLLINATING trees and flowers as they go. Barry breaks off from the group, towards Vanessaā€™s flower shop. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSAā€™S FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS Barry REPOLLINATES Vanessaā€™s flowers. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Timmy with a frisbee, as the bees fly by. TIMMY Mom, the bees are back! ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 127. Central Park is completely repollinated by the bees. DISSOLVE TO: INT. HONEX - CONTINUOUS Honex is back to normal and everyone is busily working. ANGLE ON: Adam, putting his Krelman hat on. ADAM If anyone needs to make a call, nowā€™s the time. Iā€™ve got a feeling weā€™ll be working late tonight! The bees CHEER. CUT TO: SEQ. 4355 EXT: VANESSAā€™S FLOWER SHOP With a new sign out front. ā€œVanessa & Barry: Flowers, Honey, Legal Adviceā€ DISSOLVE TO: INT: FLOWER COUNTER Vanessa doing a brisk trade with many customers. CUT TO: INT: FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS Vanessa is selling flowers. In the background, there are SHELVES STOCKED WITH HONEY. VANESSA (O.C.) Donā€™t forget these. Have a great afternoon. Yes, can I help whoā€™s next? Whoā€™s next? Would you like some honey with that? It is beeapproved. SIGN ON THE BACK ROOM DOOR READS: ā€œBarry Benson: Insects at Lawā€. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 128. Camera moves into the back room. ANGLE ON: Barry. ANGLE ON: Barryā€™s COW CLIENT. COW Milk, cream, cheeseā€¦itā€™s all me. And I donā€™t see a nickel. BARRY Uh huh? Uh huh? COW (breaking down) Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat. BARRY I had no idea. VANESSA Barry? Iā€™m sorry, have you got a moment? BARRY Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate here will be able to help you. Mooseblood ENTERS. MOOSEBLOOD Sorry Iā€™m late. COW Heā€™s a lawyer too? MOOSEBLOOD Maā€™am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was * a briefcase. * ANGLE ON: Flower Counter. VANESSA (to customer) Have a great afternoon! (to Barry) Barry, I just got this huge tulip order for a wedding, and I canā€™t get them anywhere. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 129. BARRY Not a problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. Vanessa turns back to deal with a customer. VANESSA Youā€™re a life-saver, Barry. (to the next customer) Can I help whoā€™s next? Whoā€™s next? ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling back at Barry. Barry smiles too, then snaps himself out of it. BARRY (speaks into his antennae) Alright. Scramble jocks, itā€™s time to fly! VANESSA Thank you, Barry! EXT. FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy walking down the street. KEN (noticing the new sign) Augh! What in the world? Itā€™s that bee again! ANDY (guiding Ken protectively) Let it go, Kenny. KEN That bee is living my life! When will this nightmare end? ANDY Let it all go. They donā€™t break stride. ANGLE ON: Camera in front of Barry as he flies out the door and up into the sky. Pollen jocks fold in formation behind him as they zoom into the park. BARRY (to Splitz) Beautiful day to fly. ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 130. JACKSON Sure is. BARRY Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. FADE OUT: ā€œBee Movieā€ - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 131.

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