Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[orangeandblack5]

That’s like baby Portugal

[Mercenary]

The portuguese imperium declared us as the capital and this wasn’t undone until our independence, sir

[orangeandblack5]

So yes needy baby portugal

[Mercenary]

We have a thing in common
Debts.
Debts with Britain.

[Marcus_Doodalee]

@orangeandblack5

“Firekitten is by far the best new player to join FM in the last year. He has the freshest memes, the strongest town game, and an unreadable tone. I believe that he will make finals this year when orangeandblack5 couldn’t. Town or scum, he will carry our community like the legend he is. Firekitten for Mafia Championships 2019 and for Throne of Lies player of the year!”

Nuff said.

[Geyde]

@Frostwolf103

Fuck

My tired brain found this extremely hilarious

[Solic]

That’s a low bar for best forum quote

[Geyde]

[Frostwolf103]

The moment you log in and find out signup is full

And probably for another reason

[Geyde]

I’m going to write an essay on why I found that precise timing especially funny

[Emilia]

/prevent geyde from writing essay

[Geyde]

Project overwrite denied

[Marcus_Doodalee]

‘Fuck off’ are a lovely pair of words -Bill Connolly circa a wee while ago

[Frostwolf103]

-cricket crickets cricket-

[Mercenary]

@bazingaboy

WHen is this day going to end so I can shoot hippo for real though

@Hippolytus

Ur dying before me tomorrow mate

@bazingaboy

Setting my google alert right now bucko

@Hippolytus

Imma wait for day to start tomorrow and instantly snipe Bazinga.

@bazingaboy

I can’t let you do that

@Hippolytus

Okay fine I won’t just please don’t actually shoot me tomorrow either.

@bazingaboy

You’re henchman #3

@bazingaboy

I would only send a text to your family after sending you to certain death. Phonecall service is reserved for #1 and #2 only

@Hippolytus

Can you tell my wife I love her after I’m gone?

@Hippolytus

And tell my girlfriend I love her too.

@Hippolytus

And my fiance.

@Hippolytus

And my husband.

@Hippolytus

Thing is my ITA is garbage so I can’t really kill anyone anyway.

@bazingaboy

Trying to lull me into a false sense of security? Now I have to shoot

@Hippolytus

Bro please don’t I am not even shooting you imma do Max who I scumread.

@bazingaboy

My hands are tied… If I don’t shoot I’m a coward

@Hippolytus

Please don’t.

@Hippolytus

I give you my word I will not shoot you tomorrow.

@Hippolytus

If anyone TR’s me can you help convince Bazinga not to shoot me please.

@bazingaboy

This game is unloseable so it’s actually anti-town behaviour to beg for your life
This makes me even more certain I have to shoot

– The start of the next day –

@bazingaboy

/shoot hippolytus

@Wazza

oh shit that was quick.

@bazingaboy

No cowardice here

@Alice

CRITICAL HIT!

[Marcus_Doodalee]

@Isaac_Gonzalez

i was kinda angry that i lost rice

This made me smile

[Geyde]

@psychoneirik

A prophet has announced that Memesky will die tonight

NOOOOOOOO

[Mercenary]

no talk about other games
tsc tsc MODERATORS NOWADAYS

[Magnus]

@Mercenary

Memesky was a trollish kid who trolled games and answered everyone with “no u”
kinda like a bastard child of marg and hjasik but 5 times worse

@Margaret
@Emilia
Do you have anything say for yourselves?

[Hippolytus]

The “memer family tree” goes like this:

Noz>Marg>Memesky>Hijask