Castle Desolation - Apprentice, WindwardAway, Italy, Nightingale and Gorta are victorious!

doesn’t play dnd

I wanna play dnd but I dont know anyone who plays

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I wld be an orc rogue if I cld choose

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you bland fuck

might as well play fighter smh

as starbound has taught me, humans are the most dangerous of all creatures

in the current campaign i’m in i’m playing as a tiefling sorcerer with lethal pyromania
and 3rd level spell slots

ignore the fact in that game I’m an anthropomorphic rat

with a gun because fuck you

Nedzu-senpai?

also fun fact
fireball requires sulfur and bat guano (shit) to cast
but since they aren’t consumable you can cast them as long as you have an arcane focus

Counterpoint: I was only in there to have fun with my better 47.3%

humans are still bland
at least play a 200 year old high elf or smth

imagine being a human

draconic-tiefling gang rise up

by the way fun fact
i subdued a red dragon in one turn after our neutral good paladin tried to steal from a motherfucking red dragon hoard (literally the worst dragon to try and steal from)

your first mistake was neutral good paladin

he’s a neutral good human paladin he was a liability from day one

the red dragon was a wyrmling but still a fucking dragon and we were low level (and he was immune to my attacks)