Castle Desolation - Apprentice, WindwardAway, Italy, Nightingale and Gorta are victorious!

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#61

???

#62

I needed to exe 2 evils.
So I ‘slipped’ as evil to try and have evils claim to me.
Hoping I could backstab them

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#63

okay here’s the original one

#64

it wasn’t really a very meticulous plan
i had a gun with a scope and the ability to fucking book it after shooting

#65

uncooked pasta hurts indeed

#66

But it would’ve been funnier if I somehow got to your first because german suplex

I never got to suplex anyone :pensive:

#67

@Hippolytus

Come impose martial law with me

#68

i could have killed you in one hit regardless of distance
:joy_cat:

#69

Shut

Also my bodyguard was chonkier than me despite being a humble cleric

#70

your bodyguard was weak too
i had guaranteed 3.5x damage and hits

#71

My bodyguard coulda made me immortal

#72

can he make himself immortal

#73

Yes actually

#74

Poorly made Italian food does indeed cause food poisoning at any distance. Esp if made by an American.

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#75

He just needed to be with me

#76

which he wasn’t

#77

i really wanted to shoot that gun and i’m sad that you went into the caves first

#78

Look its not my fault I got a 2/100

#79

i made a stupid yet rock solid solo alibi and it all ends with a neck snap

#80

it is my fault for crossing a rickety bridge