Firekitten:”Alright Sergeant Nuke there are a bunch of riots happening right now. Many citizens are very angry that there is mafia in our town and we aren’t doing anything about it. What should we do”
Nuclearburrito:”Alright I have the perfect solution. We arrest a random guy that everyone is highly suspicious of and put them in jail.”
Firekitten:”But isn’t that illegal? As well as being immoral to arrest a guy with little to no evidence. After all they may have a job”
Nuclearburrito:”It’s only immoral and illegal if people find out about it. After all, we can just spin the story to make this guy look like an obvious mafia. People will then calm down now that they think we are saving them and we keep earning money.”
Firekitten:”I don’t think that’s right, wouldn’t they be bored? They have families and stuff and could be an innocent”
Nuclearburrito:”Nonsense, if you are really worried about this we will allow them to send letters to the other people in town as much as they want. They will be stuck in prison though. Who are the town’s people suspecting anyway?”
Firekitten:”They are suspecting James sir. Do you want me to arrest him?”
Nuclearburrito:”I’ll do it.”
Ten minutes later
Nuclearburrito:”You are under arrest James in regards to being a mafia member. We had numerous reports of witness saying that you have been working with the mafia. You have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
Crowd:Cheering that the police are doing their job.
Nuclearburrito:Whispers to firekitten while walking by him to get to the police car “told you it would work”
Firekitten:”Nuke he dropped something. Oh wait, he dropped a suitcase. This is ironic in its finest.”
James was lynched. He was a Attorney. Night starts and ends in 24 hours.