Thank god im bisexual.
Granted but the game was outsourced and wasnāt very good as a result.
I wish I would had 1 million dollars magically appear next to me. Neatly in an indestructible suitcase. In the form of 100$ bills. All of which would be legal and people would believe I had gotten it through selling an invention to an unknown company (both the invention and the company donāt actually exist and no one expects me to provide evidence of them) and that no one would try to steel the money or anything else I have.
Wish granted but you have to give 50% to your worst enemy.
Wish granted but NozBugz was given the suitcase instead.
I wish I could know if my crush liked me back.
Wish granted but she/he doesnāt like you.
What do you mean delivered? I spacificaly wished it would magically appear next to me.
Granted, she hates you
I wish I dead
nah, it appeared next to Noz
Wish granted but hell is real.
I wish someone would corrupt this wish.
Thatās not granting my wish.
Wish granted but I resurrect you.
I wish my crush liked me
Granted, but we wonāt
I wish I could get rid of my suffering
Granted but she was also crushed
I wish puns were accepted.
Wish granted but she gets killed by NuclearBurrito.
Granted, but you will immediately acquire new suffering
Wish granted but I granted someone else with the exact same wish.
I wish for a shield that blocks all hella gays coming at me, that cannot be taken off me in any way.
Yea I crush her.
fuck you
Wish granted, but itās tiny
