Corrupt a Wish | ToL Forum Edition

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#321

granted, but she dies from starbucks coffee after a day

I wish that someone else would grant a wish other than Pug

#322

Wish granted, but I granted your wish so it’s not granted OH sHIT A WISH PARADOX

I wish I had an irl master sword

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#323

(also we don’t have starbiches in australia so get bazingaed)

#324

granted, but now everything thinks you are a massive nerd

I wish I could stop time whenever I feel like it

#325

wasn’t it like that already?

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#326

wish granted but you are unable to unfreeze time

I wish I could talk with my cat

#327

Wish granted but you have to wear a Garfield Fursuit to do so.

I wish I was :b:nsanity

#328

Wish granted but you are now going to take my place.

I wish I am an active reader.

#329

Wish granted but the only thing you can do all day is read.

I wish that Namari wasn’t such a pervert. Can you fix that :b:nsanity?

#330

Wish granted but you are now a perv.

I wish my friends Pug was a perv.

#331

Wish granted but I’ll never be a pervert so it is not granted and you now have the meja jay.

I wish I could slip in an alt account by the name of WhipNaeNaeDespacito

#332

(the worst username I’ve ever came up with)

#333

Meja jay?

Great.

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#334

Wish granted, but it is against TOL Forum Policy to give out your password to anyone.

I wish that the Noble rework would stop the whisper meta.

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#335

Wish granted but now a massclaim D2 meta is now in play.

(also, this is not me. thanks for granting my wish though Mr WhipNaeNaeDespacito)

I wish that the mods will never delete a man with this username.

#336

Wish granted, but they change the username instead.

I wish I had 6 day weekends

#337

wish granted, but the rest of the week is extended and becomes 7 mondays in addition

i wish i could stop time for everyone else while i sleep so no time actually passes

#338

Wish granted but you explode when time resumes due to friction and basic force = distance/time calculations.

I wish I could send my mind into my past selves body and replace his mind in the process and that I could do this unlimited times and go back in time as far or not far as I want

#339

Wish granted, but you are forced to make the same choices and have no volition whatsoever.

I wish I could wipe my mind of spoilers.

#340

You wipe your mind of everything else in the proccess

I wish I could have 1 more dollar than I have now