Corrupt a Wish | ToL Forum Edition

Wish granted, but then the WW3 starts and every country will be nuked.

I wish i was always MM in ToL.

Wish granted. But you will fail every convert and during the night 3 random convert, it will tell you that there are no other people alive to convert.

I wish I can have more cookies.

Wish granted but you didn’t really make the 2000th post. I did instead so I stole your cookie.

I wish I could be much less annoying and much less of a dickhead

Wish granted. But instead of being annoying you start to become ugly and no one wants to hang out with you.

I wish I didn’t spam

Wish granted. But firekitten is now gone from the forums. I wonder where he went.

I wish that unicorns exist.

Wish granted. But firekitten appeared out of nowhere cause unicorns don’t exist without him.

I wish that I never die

Wish granted but it all has to end some day. You will forever be alone as nobody wants to date you because of how old you are and when the apocolypse happens. You are the only one there.

I wish I was never permabanned

Wish granted. But instead of perms ban you are banned for 10000 years .

I wish that I could go to sleep.

Wish granted but you only get 1 hour of sleep.

I wish I could improve myself

Side note:

The first post on ToS’s Corrupt-A-Wish thread turned out to be scarily accurate.

http://www.blankmediagames.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=49&t=3104

ā€œI wish I could see footage of Persona 5.ā€
ā€œGranted, and then be told it’ll come out in two years.ā€

P5 was announced in November 2013 with a Winter 2014 release date. This post was made in May of 2014. P5 eventually launched almost three years later, in April of 2017.

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Meaning they are witchs?

well shit…

that’s actually really cool.

:shushing_face:

Wish granted, but nobody will acknowledge your change

I will!

Granted, but you realize that the first step to improving yourself is having no fun anymore.
I wish that Orange never gets neutral killer.

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I wish it was Summer Vacation already

Same tbh.

Granted, but you always get Neutral Killer

Wow will he survive that?

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