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Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought

(i didnt even imply anything or swear lelelel)

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns

(Unicorns? Really? Who the hell are you and what have you done with my edgy hubby)

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at

(a cake of suffering already got pain now some love in that cake)
Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths