D&D 5e - Place bets on when this will be cancelled [CREATION THREAD]

oh god they created a bard
is the character even capable of formulating a phrase

Kenkus are one of the few races that live less than humans, so it’s the opposite

wait you’re right

Hi

I just fucking died reading that

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damn it son.

Next up:

Wizard who can’t even read

o/

https://fireemblem.gamepress.gg/sites/fireemblem/files/2017-02/Full_Portrait_Nino.png

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Do your best

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I should’ve seen that coming dammit

5*40+6 Zephiel btw

No character is a wizard (the only int-based class) and I went off my way not to distribute points only because they were class relevant, so it was likely I was the most intelligent person amongst the party
> still being called birdbrain

Also, what’re you rolling for that campaign?

This campaign or my campaign with the 4 INT character?

4 INT one

I also might as well post my CS here

checking my profile only to discover this:

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CS

Main Information

Character Name: Beruk Shanshuk
Class & Level: Level 1 Bard
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Race: Half-Orc
Background: ??
Gender: Male

Primary Stats

Current HP / Max HP: 10/10
Armor Class: 13
Proficiency Bonus: +2
Speed: 30ft
Initiative: (+2)

Skill Stats and Saving Throws

Skill Stats (Modifier)

Strength: 14+2 (+3)
Dexterity: 14 (+2)
Constitution: 13+1 (+2)
Intelligence: 8 (-1)
Wisdom: 9 (-1)
Charisma: 14 (+2)

Saving Throws

Strength: +3
Dexterity: +2
Constitution: +2
Intelligence: -1
Wisdom: -1
Charisma: +2

Skills

Athletics (Str): +5

Acrobatics (Dex): +2
Sleight of Hand (Dex): +2
Stealth (Dex): +4

Arcana (Int): -1
History (Int): -1
Investigation (Int): -1
Nature (Int): -1
Religion (Int): -1

Animal Handling (Wis): -1
Insight (Wis): -1
Medicine (Wis): -1
Perception (Wis): -1
Survival (Wis): -1

Deception (Cha): +2
Intimidation (Cha): +4
Performance (Cha): +4
Persuasion (Cha): +2

Passive Wisdom (Perception) - 9

Weapons & Attacks

Attacks:

Longsword - 1d8 + 3 Slashing
Dagger - 1d4 + 3 Slashing

Ammo:

Proficiencies, Traits and Abilities

Proficiencies

Armor

  • Light Armor

Weapons Prof.

  • Simple Weapons
  • Hand Crossbows
  • Longswords
  • Rapiers
  • Shortswords

Tools Prof.

  • Guitar
  • Harmonica
  • Banjo

Skills:

  • Athletics
  • Performance
  • Stealth
  • Intimidation

Languages:

  • Common
  • Orc

Tools:

  • ??

Traits

Darkvision: 60 Feet

Abilities:

Spells

Cantrips:

Vicious Mockery
Message

Level 1

Unseen Servant
Healing Word

Treasures

CP: ?
SP: ?
EP: ?
GP: 37
PP: ?
Misc: ?

Inventory

Equipped:

Longsword
Dagger
Leather Armor
Entertainer’s Pack

Items:

Guitar
Bedroll
2 Costumes
5 Candles
5 Days of Rations
Waterskin
Disguise Kit

my stats can’t be beat :^)

https://i.imgur.com/SUD4GlL.png

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