D&D Game Thread - Pug GM

@discobot przewiń 2d6

:game_die: 4, 2

(9 magic piercing damage to a rock! Welp… )

if we can get one like on this post I will nuke the entirety of the Norse countries

dont take offense please. I’m meaning this 100% as a joke and I do not hate the Norse countries in any way

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Jerry Seinfeld.

it’s a way to say I’m sorry for shitposting.

He kept deseperately repeating the word exactly the way you have spoken it, as in paranoia of spellchecking.
Exactly. It was if as he recorded your voice.

(Hey Pug, I mean he can use the gun - it’s just that at disadvantage roll and no prof bonus acording to rules)

(So I would go with it shooting at 10th try @Mercenary Unacurate af, but it would fire)

He tried to fire. Repeated the things with exactly your voice and aimed exactly where you had.
This time, the cannon has fired.
(Which attribute to fire?

(Dex, it’s ranged attack, I omitted the accuracy and rolled damage only since I was shooting a… Rock)

(You don’t get dex bonus cause of no proficiency tho, so you would roll normal d20 for hit at disadvantage and 2d6 for damage)

(No, I just don’t add my proficiency bonus
I’m rolling with desadvantage for other reasons but not exactly because I’m not proficient

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 12

@discobot roll 1d20
Bonus: +3

:game_die: 8

(I mean I am rolling d20+3+2 for hit amd 2d6+3 for damage, right?)

I think it’s just d20 + proficiency bonus for roll.

(yes if you have 3 dex

All weapon attacks are 1d20+attribute+proficiency and all damage rolls from weapons are 1dx+attribute

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