Oh look, a ladder!
I prefer the former
you were supposed to say āMaya, thatās a stepladderā
Fun fact; Icibalusās first word was āDoor!ā. This is becuase thatās where 1-year old me wanted to go through and never come back at the time.
what was on the other side of it?
a room that didnāt have my parents in it
Canāt they just follow you?
that was one level of thinking too high for a small baby, nuclear
This seems a little terrifying for some reason⦠
I GOT IT! The door had a portal that lead to the opposite side of the room.
Either way I like the sound of climbing on step-ladder which leads to the reason why step-ladder is better than ordinary ladder.
iāve calculated that thereās a 70% chance my parents arenāt wizards, so thatās a possibility even if itās very slim
Only 70? 
Muggle family
That leaves a 70% chance that they instead used a scientific portal gun
nuclear, how exactly did you manage to infer that my parents are GlaD0S from the fact that my first word was āDoorā
From the fact that you are still trapped in the same room
Also Iām clearly just a Godly detective
I bet you were adoorable as a baby
die
This is so powerful, brought a tear to my eye.