“Okay, see, me and Monkeuma differ on many points, but we are all in favour of beyblade sniper. Who isn’t, really? He’s got a fantastic afro and uses advanced cybernetic technology to aim his beyblades. Truly the best character in the Beyblade: Metal Saga anime and manga series.”
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The beyblade explodes before hitting Katze, in accordance with Rule 4 Section A12B
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Katze challenges Monkeuma to a beyblade™ duel, but gets destroyed by Monkeuma’s LEFT SPINNING BEYBLADE
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Katze quickly recovers physically due to the Intermission Magic™, but emotionally he will never recover.
(rock)
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Alright, I also picked rock glgl.
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katze and Jane play rock paper scissors. They both play rock. The universe stands impassive to the follies of mortals, wasting their seconds away.
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(rematch, but don’t say what we’re picking?)
Sure.
Jane picks paper. Kat picks rock. This victory arguably has wasted away Jane’s scant few years more than the tie. Death is inevitable.
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(ok best of 3)
Alright.
Jane picks scissors. Kat makes a fingergun. This meaningless portrait reflects the shallow enigma of the human condition. Every moment the other players watch this sorry display merely causes the coil of nothingness within them to gnaw away at them with the unyielding truth.
Rock Paper Scissors shall be processed no longer.
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“pew pew”
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Cuts off kat’s finger
ok i was about to say maybe we should let the hosts actually do stuff for the game rather than discussing the philosophies of finger gestures but luckily that’s the last time anyway
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(It’s fine I proved that dogs are better than kats anyway)