“Sure you do…Ultimate Despair isn’t a thing. Quit with your boring shenanigans.” She yawned and fell backwards onto the floor, snoring comes moments later.
"I also have access to despair magic.
It’s best spell is called making bad puns about current drama"
“p-please… nobody needs to get hurt… except… maybe me?”
blushes
“wait, d-did i just say that out loud?”
"Hey people, can any of you make fb / insta group when we get to our dorms?
I’m sure our N(erd) is smart enough to share his solution for history of magic class. Or whatever else boring shit we will be tasked."
There’s no mystery behind you. You are just consumed by lust. Why? Do you intend to make us laugh? Are you actually this lustful? Lust is a deadly sin you know!