Everyone is John: A Roleplaying Adventure [Revived]

Roleplaying
#41

Ignore them Johnny boy. Go find water. Time to get your sea legs.

#42

“O-okay. Will the swimming pool do?”

John walks out of the bar.

#43

No. We need to find a natural body of water. You won’t find one indoors.

#44

“U-um… the town lake is a bit far from here…”

#45

We’d better get walking then John

#46

(You sure? It will take more than 15 minutes)

#47

(That means that theres a 50% chance I lose control ye?)

#48

(ye)

#49

(We’re doin’ it. RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT)

#50

John starts to walk.

John is walking.

…

John is walking.

…

According to all known laws of marathon, there is no way a John should be able to survive. Its legs are too small to get its average little body off the chair. John, of course, walks anyway because John doesn’t care what humans think is impossible.

[Roll succeed]

…

John is walking.

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#51

Keep going John. This will ALL be worth it once we get to the lake.

#52

“It’s still far…”

Approximately 3 more boredom rolls.

#53

(There’s a higher chance that i win all 3 than winning one role to steal a car or sprinting lel. SO LETS DO IT)

#54

John is walking.

[Roll succeed]

John is walking.

John is-

“…I’m tired.”

[Roll fails]

Bidding 3 starts!

#55

hey john what ya doing?

#56

“E-eh? Who are you? You sound different…”

People stare at John who speak to himself weirdly.

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#57

my name is weller.

#58

“Hi Weller.”

#59

now tell me. what made you leave those girls in the bar? please be honest john

#60

(my voice is just full ‘reeeeeeeeee’ in the background)

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