this is how joke telling works
Ok, im genuinely pissed you guys quickhammered. It goes against the moral fiber of forum mafia and shows a clear cut disrespect for your fellow players. You aren’t better than anyone else. Quickhammering as a strategy during an ongoing game is fine, even if annoying. It’s advancing your win condition in a fair way. But it’s simply disrespectful as a game-ending move. Taking advantage of the majority mechanics to end the game is just unfair. Like i’m fucking sorry but it’s truly not okay to use one or two wrong townies to end a game. That’s such an inconsiderate way to end the game. It turns into a button-clicking simulator where whoever votes or unvotes the fastest wins. It goes against what forum mafia is and should be, and instead turns it into something that is fun for nobody, just to ‘win’. Kat, orange, you are what is killing forum mafia. Your selfish actions are morally reprehensible and single-handedly turned what was a good, relatively clean game into something that will be remembered for being nothing. You permanantelnalty marred a good game because you believed yourself to be better than everyone else. Dunning-kroger, anyone? Lol.
@orangeandblack5 @katze Shame. Truly shame.
Especially you katze, as a moderator you should know better than to throw the game away in such a way. If a higher deity does exist, you have evoked his rage and will be subjected to eternal damnation. You are blocked. Both of you. None of you are free from sin. You will regret this day and these actions forever. On your deathbed you will be unsatisfied with your life because of one action you have committed, taking purity and ending it with your own selfish desires.
This is pure, unadultered evil. In all moral systems, these actions can be agreed as bad. What you have done has left a permanent dent on this earth and on humanity. Our species will be permanently weakened by mans worst emotions.
Orange, I hope that you get NO MORE bitches in your solar car. Ever. With the power bestowed upon me, I curse this to happen.
Katze, I hope you single-handedly cause your team to lose your next 50 valorant games. This was going to happen anyways, so I don’t need to use my power to change anything, but i hope you suck even harder than usual.
Marshal out. Hope this forum gets a spine soon.
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i still dont know what the solar car origin story is and at this point i’m afraid to ask
orange is part of the michigan university solar car team, which builds cars that run off of solar power and then race them in australia.
He has a habit of picking up bitches in his solar car, but that often distracts him from other duties, such as taking good vig shots.
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for the record “cant take good vig shots too busy picking up bitches in my solar car” was MY idea and MARSHAL STOLE IT
i am HILARIOUS and she is a THIEF
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‘people’ corrects to ‘ppl’ for me
‘shrug’ has corrected to ‘shrugze’
‘ah’ is ‘ayaya’
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