im here
what the fuck do you want
even if you think it’s w/w we have a solid PoE going
leave your delirious screeching for tomorrow
Hey, GGhana. This is a flawed way of thinking. I’d like to introduce you to noexeng.
There seems to be this coming misconception that we need to constantly kill kill kill exe exe exe. But that really doesn’t need to happen. You see, we should be trying to bring peace to the Town.
If we attempt to eliminate someone, it’s quite likely that we will kill a fellow townie, which would be so terrible! We need to prevent that from happening. The most reliable way of doing so is through noexeing.
You see, the minority can influence the votes and outcome of the trial, thereby manipulating us into killing ourselves.
It’s time for a change. Let’s bring change to this Town. I shall lead everyone to enlightenment.
come, comrade. let us give rise to a glorious empire
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Killing wolves is fun to me because when whysper flips wolf I can finally claim a pelt technically
This is a good point. However we still come back to my main point: That’s, quite simply, incorrect. The range of an average sharpshooter is 600-1200m. And I’m an elite sharpshooter. However, sure, let’s say I’m average. A t-rex could run at 45 miles per hour. This is roughly twenty meters per second. So, at the absolute bare minimum , it would take a t-rex 30 seconds to even get close to me. And that assumes it could find me, first. However, I have the best silencer that money can buy, as well.
Here’s a quote: “One of T. rex’s unique abilities was its hypersensitive hearing. A bone in its inner ear, the cochlea, was remarkably long. And in animals alive today, that specialization is associated with the ability to hear low frequency sounds well.” It doesn’t matter if it can hear low-frequency sounds, as a gunshot is not a low-frequency sound, even at the very, very low chance it could hear it, while it has been suppressed, from anywhere between two fifths of a mile to multiple miles away. Again, it will take them at least 30 seconds to get near me, and even then, I could just… retreat to further away. Furthermore , t. rexes are much larger than humans, so I could really move even further away whilst still being accurate enough to kill. I don’t even need to kill with the first bullet. I could just wound, or I could even just miss and shoot again. If a t-rex even attempts to follow me through the portal - first off, it’s incredibly unlikely that it could even fit. However, even if it could that would still work to my advantage as, due to their size and body mass concentration, they would not be able to move through very quickly. So, I could easily just wait until they were halfway through, fire a new portal of the same color, and woops! That t-rex just got fucking chopped in half!
Moving this into human terms
Even assuming that he is some sort of magical marshmallow person(?), only his top half is a marshmallow. I could easily just disable his lower body. He now can no longer move because his lower half is a Vampire Slayer and not a marshmallow, and this is assuming I can’t damage his upper half with bullets or something I guess… like his entire upper half is just… marshmallow… but he can still move and have a brain and stuff.
We go back to the sheer distance aspect. Even if we’re back at the bare minimum of my range, 600 meters, that’s still incredibly far away. The fastest humans can sprint at 28 miles per hour, which is about 10 meters per second. On top of that, he has a hostage, yes? So, even if we’re assuming he is the peak of humanity, has infinite stamina, and isn’t at all hindered by the hostage he’s holding, it would still take him at least a minute to get close to me, and that’s assuming I’m at the bare minimum of my range. I would have been able to disable his legs at multiple points at this point in time. But, if we go back to logical occurrences, he probably wouldn’t be moving more than half a meter per second if he’s keeping the hostage steady. But, for fun, let’s say he can move at two meters per second (6.56168 feet per second). That’s still 5 minutes before he even gets near me, and all I need is a single opening. Even if he gets close, I can just teleport away. And, if he ever decides to drop the hostage to increase his movement speed, I can take him out with absolutely no worries. And this is assuming that the hostage isn’t struggling. If the hostage is struggling, then this becomes even easier for me to find an opening. All I need is to land a single shot to severely cripple the marshmallow man, and after that, it’s an easy win. There becomes no way for him to get even near me, and I can just pepper his body with shots all I want until either: his body bleeds out, or there is nothing left of him to bleed.
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A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.
You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
if we keep shitposting people will forget to vote whysper and marl will die and flip mafia night vigilante
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