Fluffy Blueberry Pancake [Finished!]

Roleplaying
#21
Summary
Summary
Summary
Summary
Summary

no.

#22

I pull the bottom pancake out of the stack and eat it

#23

I piss on the pancake

2 Likes
#24

i eat the pissy pancake

#25

bruh why do you want to eat App’s piss

#26

i just wanted to eat the pancake but it just so happened to be pissed on at this particular point in time

#27

there’s more than one pancake to choose from lol

#28

oh wait maybe I’m just illiterate and there isn’t

#29

it is said there is only one but the image shows multiple

who knows

#30

maybe it’s just one really thick accordion-shaped blueberry pancake :thinking:
I just wanted to do my job as a chaotic neutral and pull the bottom one out of the stack but lol

#31

i become :joy_cat:

#32

did you piss on me as well

#33

You leave the room, questioning reality once more. Still, it is not so different from the abaurd reality you are in and the thought of it is quite familiar after a while.

You have revisited absurdism. It’s comfortable to return to something familiar every once in a while.

#34

Welcome to Fluffy Blueberry Pancake 2: Remastered

There’s a fluffy blueberry pancake!

550×550

Eat it? Does anything matter in this vast, chaotic universe if you have a faint guess what it is and it feels right?

#35

me see food
me eat

#36

Are we all gonna be here to eat the pancake for eternity?

#37

damafaud’s gonna come in here and be like “everyone that ate the pancake is now transported into a DR game”

#38

You eat the pancake.

The pancake is yummy and fluffy. The blueberry adds a hint of tartiness to the volume of the pancake and the warm sweetness of maple syrup. All in all it is-

“FUCKING FINALLY. Just eat the pancake! What’s so goddamn difficult about that! Literally the first question asked and it takes you FIVE tries to get it right?! I swear in three different coloured pencil sharpeners FIVE. TRIES. I could have eaten all the extra pancakes! I could have gone home at five but noooo! You are someone with a brain lile a toaster of mine and I don’t even have an effing toaster! I’m done! Out!”

…

Thank you for playing: Fluffy Blueberry Pancake, a short silly adventure.

7 Likes
#39

Why did you remove the credits?

#40

And that’s Fluffy Blueberry Pancake, a ‘roleplay’ I came up in five minutes and intended to finish in ome might but unfortunarely got cut becauze I fell asleep. Just a bit of silly fun with no serious intention. I might do more of these when I have time in the future. Mostly for my amusement :stuck_out_tongue:

Credits:

@thepigeonnyc - Native to Absurdism, Wanderer of the Meta, Brain Empty
@Intensify - The First Psionic Human
@DatBird - Nightmare King of Blueberryfolks
@clonedcheese - Most Valuable Player

2 Likes