[FM] Quantum Mafia - Game Thread - Mafia Victory

I like the players on this wagon.

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I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was “this big” and I said “that’s disgusting”. So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the Earth. That’s right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I’m not pissing on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher, I’M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

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If anyone accuses me of acting sus on day 1 when nobody knows their alignment im gonna friggin LOSE IT

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tell eeveebot that it’s dumb >:(

I saw you vent

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I want to become 16.667% dead.

With the power of real estate

My 100% chance of me being willager is guaranteed

Now we sheep me and destroy Jane for being villager
Only willagers allowed

Wrong
after my townplay, i’m at least 2% dead inside

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I’m hardclaiming goon

I aim to be 0.0588% dead because that means only one person killed me :^)

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but the probabilities don’t work that way unless we’re all wolves lmao

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So… Testing…

::vote - Shurian

ok guys.

I am 100% VT I swear

I promise
no lie
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odds are actually not the same across the board.
the 10 setups rolled arent 10 sets of roles, but rather 10 sets of roles assigned to players.
so the same set of roles but applied to different players would take 2 slots

tag yourself

Oh u have to mention…

::vote - @Shurian

I realized that actually when I looked at my rolecard lol

So let me get this straight
In theory, everyone should try to perform the mafia kill night 1 yeah?
That’d make their chances of being mafia either hit 0 or 100% and then they’d get scum chat

::vote @Shurian