Attention players in the following game, current clasified by the title “Ritual Mafia IV”, and currently in the phase described by the “Gameplay” section of the Original Post (henceforth referred to as the “OP”) as the “Ritual Phase”, I have come to make an announcement.
WazzaAzza is a bitchass motherfucker.
Regrettably, I do not have any absolute proof for this accusation such as him “pissing on my wife” (pissing, for legal reference, is a slang term referring to the act of bodily urination) because I do not have a wife, but I do have certain reasons for believing that he is, as stated, a “bitchass motherfucker”, and as such I have deigned to occupy him in the previous phase of this game, hereafter referred to as the “Night Phase” or alternatively as “N2”.
Naturally, I have reasons for this accusation even without proof beyond reasonable doubt, but as according to the “Fuck You It’s An FM Game” Act of 1907 I do have suspciions based upon a technique known as “reads.” I would like to make the supposition that, during the ending of a previous phase of this game heneforth referred to as “Day 2” within the speciifc timeframe referred to as “EoD”, that he did, in fact, make several moves that could be referred to as “wolfy”.
His push on the player henceforth referred to as “Arete”, or “AreteSlashStars”, or “Massive Fucking Nerd”, was, in the prosecution’s view, attrocious. On a simple level, his push on the person in question was disorgansied in a way that I feel is wolf indciative- his post was comprised of lots of nonsequitous elements, but he acted as if the push was always building towards absolute proof of Arete’s wolfiness in many of his posts. This merely is indicative of a poorly constructed push, which is not neccecarily indicative of him being of the allignment of a Traitor or a Heretic, now and always referred to as “wolf” or “a bitchass motherfucker”, but an additional factor is.
Tonally, there is a difference in tone between this game and a recent game called BotF IV, most notably in the structure and consistency of the user’s single sentence posts, henceforth referred to as “one-liners”. As compared to his ISO (Isolated Posts) in this game, in BotF, where his allignment was analagous to a Congregation (henceforh referred to as a “villager”) member, there was a higher instance of more complex sentence structures and longer posts. More importantly, Wazza in that game was more authoritative, making more statements as opposed to Wazza in this game who asks more questions.
I would be willing to show the court more absolute proof of this eventuality but I have already invested far too much effort into this opening statement gag. Rest assured, your honours, that I intend to conclusively make plain to the jury WazzaAzza’s wolfiness in a non legalese manner.
The prosecution ends his opening statement.
