[FM] Ritual Mafia IV -- Day 4 (7/16) -- Heretics and Traitor Win!

Why I called your reads shit

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god I hate this site
/unvote

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Wtf? This is scummy af

okay so
i expect every congregation player who decided to CFD to kyo to apologize post game

Their sending actually good people to champs, but they donā€™t represent the real site, very sad

do you feel like a squidward right now

I voted Italy

No I didnā€™t apologize for hero shooting two town and I wonā€™t for this either

we gotta send mid-teir players

either SDA is scum
or weā€™ve finally found someone whoā€™s worse at town than i am, truly a miracle

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can someone post the copypasta

Iā€™m was the only good nominee

nobody actually knows who you voted
its all just wine

It dosent help that like I barley played the game so far

Barley

You donā€™t know who the fuck youā€™re dealing withā€¦

I kind of think that App could be a villager now

Would App out as fourth blood mage when one of his partners was one of the first three blood mages

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Barleyā€¦

italy to derps rn

You donā€™t even understand who the fuck youā€™re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and Iā€™ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that Iā€™ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and itā€™s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think youā€™re scum? I donā€™t deign to think about you myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether you are scum. I donā€™t need to think about you, because my algorithm has determined that you are scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. Weā€™re talking about a mere 13% chance that you are a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Your only defense, in other words, is that you are so naturally scummy that youā€™re an outlier.
Whether youā€™re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics ā€“ you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides youā€™re scum, itā€™s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means youā€™re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, Iā€™m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if thereā€™s a small chance you might be town, thereā€™s not even a remote chance that youā€™re good.

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