[FM] Yes, We Can’t Have Nice Things Because This Is A Clown Fiesta Sequel ENDGAME [3/22]

Huh

Good news everyone! The shop has been updated as follows, featuring three new items:

Item Effect Price
banana 1-shot roleblocker 10$
glock-18 gun 70$
mysterious magic mushroom Inflict two random status effects on consumption 10$
belle delphine’s bath water 1-shot summon NPC 30$
butter grants 5% ita dodge 30$
ray gun 1-shot alien 60$
binoculars 1-shot tracker 25$
tess ardent’s autobiography 1-shot UBackup $50
taser 1-shot commuter 40$
magnifying glass 1-shot motion detector 5$
boogie bomb 1-shot groove 10$
toilet paper 2-shot louderizer 10$
fursuit 1-shot bulletsponge 20$
rapier allows user to bypass bulletproof effects with their kills 30$
atomic bomb 1-shot pgoizer (usable alongside other abilities) 150$
pocket knife Causes manipulative / killing abilities to have a chance of bleeding the target 20$
marijuana Causes strange effects to take place 5$
g fuel 1-shot strongman 50$
camera 1-shot post collector 50$
health potion 1-shot doctor 20$
strength potion 1-shot steroid 30$
poison potion 1-shot weakener 30$
catgirl 1-shot jesterizer 100$
pigeon 1-shot conditional fullcop 20$
diary enables logs 30$
cyanide 1-shot duplicator 50$
minecraft girlfriend increases vote power by 1 permanently. Gain immunity to roleblocks 50$
bottle of tequila Bowser Revolution 100$
lighter 1-shot detonate 50$
screwdriver 1-shot ninjaizer 20$
smoke grenade 1-shot isolator 50$
chick-fil-a Gain the power of food 10$
treasure map The Map to the Golden Monke is open 100$
Oko’s password oko’s password 60$
Eliza’s password eliza’s password 40$
Bobby’s Purse I DON’T KNOW YOU 10$

Get your calls in now!

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the lighter is gone
oh dear

what

what… did you get then

Yeah

Cause Vul bought it yesterday

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/buy Oko’s Password

“Glyothorp”
whatever that means

also

/buy Banana

did you get any actual role information or just that name

/buy Bobb’ys purse

no information
just that name
i thought it was a fullcop tbh

in hindsight this was stupid

so
you’re just a flavour cop

no
it says i’m a rolecop
well paraphrased but still

If this enables logs for everyone someone should buy this asap

somehow i doubt it does

okay
then funnel your money into belle

too late

/buy mysterious magic mushroom