[FM] Yes, We Can’t Have Nice Things Because This Is A Clown Fiesta Sequel ENDGAME [3/22]

[Aelin]

Holy shit i forgot this game existed lmfao
best 24 hours of my life
Tbqfh, since I was avoiding saying it earlier, Leafia is being so illogical and inane that it’s quite obvious that she’s a villager because that’s legitimately her villager meta
Ici is making me go flsakdhasjkdashrb because
gut is saying that it’s a wolf, but logic says town and the last time I had one of these Centuries was a lost wolf
cause like i can follow everything he’s saying but some of it is just so “???” and out there that it’s just like what the actual fuck

rn my poe is ATNoName/Cantaloupe/eligorta (crazy, I know)
I don’t quite understand how Blizer is such a strong town to everyone, but I’ll defer to Mist on that one since she seems to have a pretty clear read on em
Emelia is in a weird spot for me as well
I also don’t like that they didn’t respond to my question about what they expected to happen with their ability.

[Aelin]

Also, Leafia was brought here by Seth but so was I and I’m not that fucking wacky so I resent this statement also holy shit I scrolled to respond to this post from the bottom and I stopped directly on it
its like the forum equivalent of flipping to the exact page in a textbook

[min]

Alright, let’s end the silence in this thread.

@Aelin let’s stop the hedge. gth ici, Emilia, and blizer’s alignment. You decide who you read, nobody else.

If they are part of your poe then don’t deter from that because Someone else doesn’t scumread them and if you’re hedgy on it read their iso to get more intel on their alignment

All we ask is for you to not heroshoot. Iso ici, make up your mind. Iso blizer, iso emilia. make up your mind.

That being said, I challenge you and I to both find someone we believe to be scum that isn’t in the general poe. Wanna do that?

[Aelin]

it’s not hedge, i physically do not have a read on them
if it was do or die gth ici t emelia w blizer t

[Aelin]

Also it’s 4:23 am
i am not iso’ing rn

[Aelin]

Non-consensus wolflean of mine is probably Arctic
His D2 dropped off drastically and I know that’s the pot calling the kettle black, but not even activity-wise
his content just sucks all of the sudden

[Icibalus]

good morning fellow brainmind exploredinaires
i will be back soon once i’ve actually woken up
think of this less as an opening and more of a Sneak Preview™

[min]

Let’s look at cheeki.

@Leafia

same here but with pickled stuff. can’t help myself though

This is their first post replying to me. Nai opener.

@Leafia

@Icibalus

i just don’t feel equipped to do that in this landscape. it’s not just the bastard bullshit that’s wrong, if that makes sense. i feel like the game isn’t being coherent on the level of how people are actually playing in thread

don’t feel equipped because you already know everything hmmm
case closed, go back underground foul beast
/vote Icibalus

@Leafia

@Icibalus

i’ll be honest cheeki’s case on me is highkey weird

becuase cheeki comes in is like “ici has major tmi” then zooms straight back out again
and like

if it was a meme vote, why is he referencing an actual mafia concept

@Icibalus

it feels like it ought to be a meme vote but at the same time i get the vibe that it’s not

the reason why i made a little bit of an actual jab against you is so we could get things moving a little (ie the post you just made). I think pure meme votes just kind of end at ‘haha’ and doesn’t really do anything imo

This is such a strange response that was made instead of just saying “I made a bad low leveled read and realized it probably was dumb” and I’m leaning towards it being wolfy because ici is right In it initially kinda being weird to claim a vote as a lol!funny memay but setting it up as like, something actually serious.

@Leafia

@Icibalus

leafia’s opening also seems weird for highkey the same reason

supporting what look like memevotes with non-memey reasons

It’s d1, we have nothing to go on so I think trying to attention from what look like ‘memevotes’ (however shallow the reasoning for the vote is) is weird to me honestly.
i’m getting a bad feeling from you, not moving my vote for now

Again, they are still claiming it was a meme vote. A memevote isn’t set up that seriously. I don’t know what this means for leafia/cheeki but their response to ici having genuine criticism is wolfy and looks shady as hell in my eyes.

@Leafia

very susp of where vulgard got that money

This could be a joke because it’s sort of built like one but my autistic ass can’t tell. Regardless of vul’s alignment, casting suspicion on someone because they have money in this game is so…weird. Obviously some people have more money than others. Not really a valid reason. Yet again I’m not taking this post too much into account because I can’t figure out if it’s genuine suspicion or just. A joke?

@Leafia

why does he have money, i asked that straight away
ill-gotten gains

Again, this is so weird to me! I don’t know if I’m the only one who sees this as weird. Capitalism is cringe and rich people are gay (lol) but money should not = alignment (inb4 this is another joke and I’m embarrassing myself)

@Leafia

@Icibalus

knowing geyde there’s probably a role that collapses society and returns everybody to monke which will, as a result, make money worthless, so it’s really not worth sweating over

sounds like someone who has money, trying to keep it from the rest of us

Bruh

I will say, I’ll spare the towncred for the posts made on cob, because they seemed to of had genuine progression because cob literally didn’t answer their question.

What I dont like after that is this

@Leafia

@Conduit

Mins reads were just really basic level “these people are solving” start of D1 reads

this i agree with
It feels weird to put a magnifying glass and scumread over what are just super surface level reads, with no or shallow reasoning behind them. especially when they were THAT early on

@Leafia

i wish it wouldn’t have gotten as personal as it did (so we could get more info), because what I’ve seen doesn’t place min above cantaloupe for me right now.
It is hard though to discern actual motivation/alignment through the outrage and irrelevant bickering etc, which unfortunately min has fed into/caused

@min

fuck this game

but as little confidence as this stuff gives me in min, i’m still not CERTAIN on min, while I am certain on cantaloupe because of how sneaky, weird and unproductive they’ve been acting

This reeks, like it stinks. Ignore me being the subject

If you are not certain on someone’s alignment, you never put them below someone who you believe is a wolf and you’re sure on. This looks like just. Shade to me.

You disagreed on the initial reason I was pushed, but then you scumread me with almost nonexistent progression because of ate…??.??? ate should never be a sole reason for a read on someone.

@Leafia

okay ignoring the fact marluxion wants ME specifically dead for their ‘alternate wincon’ for now,

@ATNoName

Well Emilia’s ISO here I come.

Emilia’s ISO

Basically a giant mindmeld and a lot of things I agree. Most likely V in my opinion.

Now looking at the thread in general, I do agree that the yeet should be Conduit/Vul/Min. Not sure about the other read like Canta, Sulit and the others that I’m forgetting.

this feels like a completely pointless post for two reasons imo

1. correct me if I’m wrong but when you ISO somebody you’re supposed at least quote SOMETHING you agree with, not just ‘iso done, they are good’, that just feels like filler
2. sheeping onto the obvious lynches, while not really choosing any one of them you think is most likely to be scum or really anything beyond the general consensus

I like their read on atn though lmao but I’m pretty sure I’m cursed to be biased against atn in literally any game I play with them

only read if you’re an ant

That being said, I don’t hate you, you just clearly hate me therefore I think I’m like forced to dislike you in return because that would be really depressing. If u actually wanna talk to me after the game so we can like figure out why we’re so mean to eachother then yeah sure

@Leafia

@whathaveidone

Is there an argument for vulgard scum that’s not “theyre not really doing anything”

it’s more than that though, it would be pretty NAI if they were just lowposting or posting fluff, but the way they reacted to being pushed, and then refused to post anything else using 69 as an excuse was what made him suspicious

That last part, LUL. Vul is probably 3p or scum aligned but the whole 69 thing is probably the stupidest thing someone has used to determine someone else’s alignment

@Leafia

along with the pop-in pretty much just to buy the lighter

Not really what was truely ai from vul

@Leafia

@Vulgard

i want to have 69 posts so i will not post again until eod

is this something town says, leafia
because to me its just being uncooperative and antitown

No, it’s just a meme and probably shouldn’t be used to figure out someone’s alignment. Vul is dead and is probably scum but my point still stands.

@Leafia

@Emilia

/vote min

these votes are all over the place lol

Why does this look like shade

Emilia literally voted marl and voted me again, this isn’t all over the place

@Leafia

ah, i see, missed that

You better have

@Leafia

i hate sarcasm

Me too.

@Leafia

okay he’s invincible

There’s no way to know this.

@Leafia

I do not see Leafia as anything other than scum, or a neutral at this point.
I think ‘performative’ (thanks gorta) is the perfect way to describe their behaviour up to this point, they aren’t attempting anything other than to cover their own tracks, and their views have been inconsistent and lacked actual progression (aka flipflopping)

@Leafia

I’m scumreading you. Can’t remember why though. I think Cantelope could be right though so /Ita Mist

All of the posts preceding and following this ITA feel borderline rehearsed to fit their ‘LHF’ defense

@Leafia

I think Vulgard was town there. Not 100% sure though.

like starting the day off by saying something pretty blatantly wrong to act like a confused townie.
Then leafia both defends cob and uses cob’s terrible reads to justify the ITA, before making a u-turn on their reads,

@ATNoName

i actually think this is somewhat villagery for leafia

it reminds me of their push on luxy in wwfm

joy moment

@Leafia

Starting to think you could be town. Sorry for trying to shoot you.

and backpedal off of their ITA, ONLY after mist is seeing their fake ‘confusedness’ as villagery

@Leafia

Why as a wolf would I trade my life for a slim chance at killing a member of the towncore. It’s a braindead thing for a wolf to do.

@Leafia

It changes nothing and you know it. The only reason you’re pushing me is because you want an easy mislynch.

I think we were going to hear the same thing from Leafia whether or not their shot hit on Mist, because they had their ‘I’m just a confused townie who didn’t pay attention’ routine rehearsed.

I’m not going to fight the consensus of leaving them for one night, but just pay attention as to where that ‘check’ comes from. Also, I’d be fine with a cob lynch today, because I wouldn’t rule out the possibility of them having some kind of passive ITA dodge or something.

I do like this read, and agree a bit with it.

@Leafia

@cantaloupe

Hey Cheeki, why do you think it would be a good choice to eliminate me? A lot of people are persistent on this, especially Mist, who has been against me since SoD1 and Ici, who pressured Leafia off of Mist.

First of all I’ve had you as a scumread since D1 because of your endless fluffposts any time you were questioned or asked about anything, which is inherently anti-town. After today you are pretty much lockscum in my book

@cantaloupe

In conclusion, Mist has been attempting to eliminate cantaloupe(me) since the game started without any reasoning. They have chosen to do this because I would be a highly influential player that would lead the thread. They have strong opinions and “reads” against me, but has not posted any reasoning nor evidence to support their claims.

because of your god awful post and push on mist.
You know this might sound far-fetched but I think you did all that weird posting on D1 on purpose, to bait people into perceiving you as neutral/scum so you could fabricate a bizarre push like this, perverting it to be some kind of evidence that people who want to remove a “‘highly influential’” player like you are scum pushing a cleared town. I’m not buying that ‘trust tell’ stuff.

Then again why am I even responding, it’s a waste of time.

I like this too. Although I’ve found quite a bit of wolfy from cheeki, they have been consistent in pushing cob.

After reading cheeki’s iso, I had a scumread on them. They have posts I like though, especially recently, but I still scumlean them as I don’t particularly think that what they’ve done recently has outweighed what I’ve found wolfy.

[min]

Fair enough, I still did though

[min]

spare your precious time looking at that because god there’s a reason why I hyperpost and not wallpost. Absolutely exhausting

[Icibalus]

god
i feel ungood today
for reasons i will do my best to keep away from this mafia thread

[min]

pat

[min]

Feel free for anyone to reply to this with their thoughts

[Icibalus]

markiplier e?
lord farquaad?
mark zuckerberg?
e? e

[Icibalus]

i have now reread this post and i have no clue why i posted this. i… really need to find something productive to do with my time or i’m just going to post shit like this aren’t I.

[Icibalus]

to be clear this is a productive in irl sense. given that i’m now going through anxiety over all the school i’ve missed due to my recent insomnia i don’t think i can deal with the inherrent stress in mafia right now. expect me to play passively for the rest of the day.

sorry if you were expecting more from me. i promise i’ll pull out all the stops later when it won’t be as damaging to my mental health

[Icibalus]

by the way now that i’ve slept upon it i’m somehow more horribly convinced in the depths of my soul that leafia is v despite having done nothing to deserve it. this can only lead to one, inexorable conclusion:

we need to kill cob today

[Icibalus]

the way i see it, as long as cob’s in the game, he’s 100% a liability.

[min]

Don’t feel upset. Everyone has their bad days such as I. As long as you check in every once in a while in the game you should be fine. Please rest and don’t stress yourself out too much ici ^^

[min]

I’m pretty comfortable with cob dying today.

What’s the vc?