[FM] Yes, We Can’t Have Nice Things Because This Is A Clown Fiesta Sequel ENDGAME [3/22]

Blizer is town because he is
gimme nobel plz

Alright

Gutread Light is rand<V

I dunno what this means but it’s probably indigestion

I am but a proponent of capitalism

It’s about time I present to you all my emporium of specially chosen goods I’m sure will do nothing but simply further your own regimes

Item Effect Price
banana 1-shot roleblocker 10$
glock-18 gun 70$
mysterious magic mushroom Inflict two random status effects on consumption 10$
belle delphine’s bath water 1-shot summon NPC 30$
butter grants 5% ita dodge 30$
ray gun 1-shot alien 60$
binoculars 1-shot tracker 25$
tess ardent’s autobiography 1-shot UBackup $50
taser 1-shot commuter 40$
magnifying glass 1-shot motion detector 5$
boogie bomb 1-shot groove 10$
toilet paper 2-shot louderizer 10$
fursuit 1-shot bulletsponge 20$
rapier allows user to bypass bulletproof effects with their kills 30$
atomic bomb 1-shot pgoizer (usable alongside other abilities) 150$
pocket knife Causes manipulative / killing abilities to have a chance of bleeding the target 20$
marijuana Causes strange effects to take place 5$
g fuel 1-shot strongman 50$
camera 1-shot post collector 50$
health potion 1-shot doctor 20$
strength potion 1-shot steroid 30$
poison potion 1-shot weakener 30$
catgirl 1-shot jesterizer 100$
pigeon 1-shot conditional fullcop 20$
diary enables logs 30$
cyanide 1-shot duplicator 50$
minecraft girlfriend increases vote power by 1 permanently. Gain immunity to roleblocks 50$
bottle of tequila Bowser Revolution 100$
lighter 1-shot detonate 50$
screwdriver 1-shot ninjaizer 20$
smoke grenade 1-shot isolator 50$
chick-fil-a Gain the power of food 10$
treasure map The Map to the Golden Monke is open 100$
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give me your money

thank you very much honkman

did you mean to post this in the main thread HonkMan

I see we have Anna`s wares available to us

i do now

This is fucking pog

holy shit we can buy a minecraft girlfriend

can’t wait to use my killing ability to kill AND bleed my target(s)

gofundme for minceraft gf pleeease

Honk

do we have access to trinkle down economics

no

Wait a minute

does this do what i think it does?

i must begin my quest, at the expense of all other concerns

Honk
can I buy on credit and say I’ll pay you back later but actually just hope you die?

fuck