why can’t i have a minecraft best friend huh
why does it have to be a girl friend
this is discrimination
i demand the ability to buy best friends
“Well, that’s a good point…” Light murmured. “But,” he continued, “at the same time, wouldn’t a girlfriend be nice to have?”
send me money, i’ll be your best friend
Light furtively looked around. He had heard that packs of marauding Balance Panel members had invaded the town, but until now he had never seen any sign of them. Still, the Balance Panel members weren’t the biggest threat to worry about. No, the whims of democracy were far more worrisome. Packing up his trusty vote, he headed to parliament.
in the wise words of the spice girls
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(gotta get with my friends)
make it last forever, friendship never ends
arete do you think the balance panel are the informed minority or
FTFY
because personally i’m all in favour of balance. and of not doing what that creepy fuck mot wants.
Light glanced around, curious as to where the weird noise was from. “Am… Am I on acid? Did I take the wrong pills this morning? What the fuck was that?”
what even was that mot post? i still don’t understand what that whole section of this thread was
the confirmed wolf alt vaguely implied they were from the Balance Panel and I had to choose something to put in the sentence
also ‘packs of marauding Balance Panel members’ is a really funny phrase
okay that’s fair you get a pass
“Or, perhaps, the only evil person is Dante from Far Cry 2…” Light spoke to himself, not minding the obvious character break.
okay, this is annoying and gimicky and i hate it
but you’re committed, you can’t stop now
gimmickposting is >rand v if its’ dropped early, >rand w if its’ kept up
discuss
that’s the exact opposite of what was said in Umineko :^)
Then again, I think like every alt there was wolf sooooooo
Marshal’s alternate persona and fursona, as well as Mist
literally the opposite of my experience