this reaction is villagery because blizer shows unawareness of my post about sora, in which i establisg the repeated symbolism of the key. showing an unawareness of threadstate is clearly a sign of villagery confusion, and blizer must be accepted as a villager this game due to the narrative only making sense if he is
It’s time to spice things up
Blizer is town because he is
gimme nobel plz
I dunno what this means but it’s probably indigestion
I am but a proponent of capitalism
It’s about time I present to you all my emporium of specially chosen goods I’m sure will do nothing but simply further your own regimes
| Item | Effect | Price |
|---|---|---|
| banana | 1-shot roleblocker | 10$ |
| glock-18 | gun | 70$ |
| mysterious magic mushroom | Inflict two random status effects on consumption | 10$ |
| belle delphine’s bath water | 1-shot summon NPC | 30$ |
| butter | grants 5% ita dodge | 30$ |
| ray gun | 1-shot alien | 60$ |
| binoculars | 1-shot tracker | 25$ |
| tess ardent’s autobiography | 1-shot UBackup | $50 |
| taser | 1-shot commuter | 40$ |
| magnifying glass | 1-shot motion detector | 5$ |
| boogie bomb | 1-shot groove | 10$ |
| toilet paper | 2-shot louderizer | 10$ |
| fursuit | 1-shot bulletsponge | 20$ |
| rapier | allows user to bypass bulletproof effects with their kills | 30$ |
| atomic bomb | 1-shot pgoizer (usable alongside other abilities) | 150$ |
| pocket knife | Causes manipulative / killing abilities to have a chance of bleeding the target | 20$ |
| marijuana | Causes strange effects to take place | 5$ |
| g fuel | 1-shot strongman | 50$ |
| camera | 1-shot post collector | 50$ |
| health potion | 1-shot doctor | 20$ |
| strength potion | 1-shot steroid | 30$ |
| poison potion | 1-shot weakener | 30$ |
| catgirl | 1-shot jesterizer | 100$ |
| pigeon | 1-shot conditional fullcop | 20$ |
| diary | enables logs | 30$ |
| cyanide | 1-shot duplicator | 50$ |
| minecraft girlfriend | increases vote power by 1 permanently. Gain immunity to roleblocks | 50$ |
| bottle of tequila | Bowser Revolution | 100$ |
| lighter | 1-shot detonate | 50$ |
| screwdriver | 1-shot ninjaizer | 20$ |
| smoke grenade | 1-shot isolator | 50$ |
| chick-fil-a | Gain the power of food | 10$ |
| treasure map | The Map to the Golden Monke is open | 100$ |
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give me your money
i do now
gofundme for minceraft gf pleeease
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