[FM] Zombie Arapocalypse Mafia - Game Thread - Canned

I find 2 food

@PokemonKidRyan you are going to the colony so we can escape to Canada with datbird fossil hippo and others

if it isnt an instant victory im cool to head off with you guys.
i only need a little bit extra resources

Guessing you wonā€™t let me escape?

Colonyā€™s only safe because I fought the zombles.

Good morning, everybody. Iā€™ve read ~50% of what youā€™ve done in my absence, and the Ninja wagon is dissapointing.

i like donā€™t even get why because literally nobody is explaining their reads

ninjaā€™s just a villager lol

okay so iā€™m pretty sure firekitten is a wolf now
let me gather my thoughts and then explain them

ā€¦sigh. Welp. This day sucks then.

Icibalus has seen the light.

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Tbh never really wanted to lynch Ninja.

ā€¦welp. I did what I could. ā€¦at least I am not saving FK by pushing NP.

Chapter 1: White Clouds

Firstly, may I remind you of who weā€™re talking about. Litten. Now, itā€™s hard to read Litten, itā€™s ostensibly impossible to read Litten. However, I have some unique evidence that will make it possible to read Litten;

LITERALLY EVERYTHING HEā€™S DONE IS BULLSHIT

Now, thatā€™s an exaggeration, itā€™s not like Litten is doing nothing but making barefaced lies or anything. However, letā€™s look at what Litten has actually done:

  • He entered the thread, and began posting about the basic nature of the game.
  • He got angry when he realised that his direct goal was not to kill all the traitors.
  • He met up with Hippolytus and formed Team Memesky, a team which is basically ā€œlol fuck this gameā€
  • He began to move back up, including making a theory where the wolfteam is dat/derps/me/htm, raking back upwards to pushing people.
  • He points vaguely in the direction of Jake and says ā€œyah, he wolf!ā€, but didnā€™t bother pursuing it. (THIS IS IMPORTANT, REMEMBER THIS)
  • He dosenā€™t fight against the Derps wagon, tacitcly endorsing the wagon that ends up mislynching a villager.
  • He actively votes for the Ninja wagon, but moves off onto DasModel, and is simultaneously pushing Magnus.

Now, thereā€™s nothing explicitly wrong with any of those things on their own, but this is where the important part of this argument comes in; this is LItten weā€™re talking about. Firekitten. What are the words that we use to describe Litten?

Bold. Confident. Unpredictable.

Letā€™s start with the last one.

The problem is that Firekitten is predictable this game. Thereā€™s a straight line pointing through his entire shtick this game: He dosenā€™t view the game as mafia early on, he acts like heā€™s frustrated with his wincon, he goes off and does the memesky thing, and heā€™s forced back into hunting and goes and pushes people.

Thatā€™s not a damning sign of wolfiness on itsā€™ own, but I need to establish this as it will be important to exposing Littenā€™s lies in Chapter 2.

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Mod approves Fire Emblem reference.

FTR, if youā€™re using ā€œPlayer X is acting different than they usually behaveā€, which is a meta-reasoning, then I hope that you do realize that it is exactly my argument as to why I think NP is scum.

Can they both be scum?
Fk isnā€™t voting NP, you realise.

Ok, can you put a list of people going?
Also, I sorta still havenā€™t achieved my personal wincon so I need help for that.

We should stick together, stick it out until Spring. Just saying.

  1. FK did vote NP before he unvoted to prevent early hammer.
  2. FK and NP -in any way possible- CANNOT be of the same faction. Incidentally, if NP flips wolf, then so does Ici.

Huh. Iā€™m willing to say youā€™re a misguided Town. Youā€™re following a scumkitten.