[FoL] Forum of Lies 26 - Day 5 [The Blue Dragon are Victorious!] (12/18)

[Wazza]

@Vulgard

Wazza has been completely nonexistent despite the wagon on him, like he doesn’t care about what happens. Either he’s a slanking wolf or an evil neutral. If he was aligned with the village, I’m pretty sure he’d try to prevent his mislynch? This is not how I remember village!Wazza. In Looming Threat he vehemently opposed me when I tried to mislynch him (as village, mind you ) and the same thing happened in Clash of Cults where he was in fact a wolf. He was also slanking (as wolf), but at least he bothered to defend himself. I don’t see that here. I think evil neut > coasting wolf > slanking villager (as of right now). If he gets lynched today, I will be a happy ulgard.

@Vulgard

Derps is… yes. I have no idea what he’s doing this game. He has been tunneling me for a while and claiming stuff that made no sense. First he claimed Princess with a S/I check on me, despite the fact I had claimed Mercenary day 1 and WAS ALSO BLEEDING thanks to Marshal. Who in the world checks a CLAIMED MERCENARY on NIGHT ONE when they are BLEEDING and KNOW they are bleeding? I’m confirmed not NK because I knew I was bled (I think that’s how it works, but that’s not even the most important point here), and I’m also dead night 2 if I’m a wolf because too many people have wolfread me for that not to be the case. What was Derps even thinking? And then, after I rescinded my Mercenary claim and claimed Observer (which is WITHIN HIS RESULTS), he suddenly shifts to claiming Mercenary in my stead and continuing to tunnel me. As for his earlier Princess claim, he first claimed it was real, then claimed it was a reactiontest, then claimed it was real again… then switched to Mercenary. He has been doing everything in his power to discredit me and lynch me today. Which I would say is textbook Scorned play, but I AM BLEEDING and I AM NEVER GETTING LYNCHED TODAY. So what is he doing!? I honestly have no idea. I can’t see a world where Derps is village-aligned and yet continues to play like this. Which makes me think he’s either a wolf who’s leveling, or a neutral who’s… also leveling. PoE. Kill this.

I AM OUTING NOW!
I confirm Derps!

Noble here, I confirm that Derps investigated Vulgard.

[Wazza]

Don’t even fucking try say Derps is fake, I legit got a result that my target was successfully investigated.

[PoisonedSquid]

Um… Wazza… he changed his claim to Merc

[Jane]

… but Derps claimed Mercenary… I’m so confused right now.

[Arete]

Derps is claiming Merc

[Wazza]

No no, this is Derps being a fucking moron.

He’s like Emilia, he’ll change his claim for legit no reason when he doesn’t want attention on him.
Do you see anyone else claiming an invest on Vulgard?

[Jane]

@SirDerpsAlot

[Wazza]

No. He. Isn’t.

Are you claiming the Invest?
NO one has claimed the invest apart from Derps so I am sticking with it.

[Arete]

Can you explain why you chose to Gossip Vulgard as opposed to any other option

[Wazza]

I wanted to see if they were successfully swapped or not (in case they probably weren’t healed and such)

[Arete]

Like for instance

Using Bounty

The super overpowered night ability that basically gives a free bonus lynch

[Wazza]

And yes I forgot I can’t see heals.

[Wazza]

Look I’m a moron and forget things like that exist

[Wazza]

I legit did my night ability like an hour before day started.

[Wazza]

I recommend not killing me or Derps today.

[Wazza]

By the way, has Vulgard outed?

[Jane]

Yeah, they have.

[PoisonedSquid]

This is a long story, but he first claimed Merc and then he claimed Observer with some result sounding like it shouldn’t exist

[Wazza]

Then that legit confirms what Derps claimed they are.

How would Derps know he was S/I before he outed?
How would I know, after reading all this, that Vulgard was investigated?

@SirDerpsAlot get here already.

[Wazza]

also for people trying to push on me, literally none of you pinged me, once.