[FoL] Forum of Lies 27 - 10 day FoL (2/18) - Blue Dragon win

cool naked vote

This?

You donā€™t even understand who the fuck youā€™re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and Iā€™ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that Iā€™ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and itā€™s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think youā€™re scum? I donā€™t deign to think about you myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether you are scum. I donā€™t need to think about you, because my algorithm has determined that you are scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. Weā€™re talking about a mere 13% chance that you are a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Your only defense, in other words, is that you are so naturally scummy that youā€™re an outlier.
Whether youā€™re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics ā€“ you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides youā€™re scum, itā€™s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means youā€™re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, Iā€™m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if thereā€™s a small chance you might be town, thereā€™s not even a remote chance that youā€™re good.

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My votes are never naked. Start doing something.

im sorry but turbo tax makes me want to fucking die

Sounds like archer but that is too obvious for me to buy.


he just feels way more reserved.he wasnā€™t on for like the starting few minutes, potentially figuring things out, and then comes on wayyyyyyy more reserved. his first 5 posts in specific are such reserved posts and i feel like a guy whoā€™s had a night of solving would be a little more confident.

well yes, but actually no

Yeah it looks like a fake/half joking soft

Aight iā€™m eating lunch so ive got a little time to spare. Albeit on mobile. Whats up dorks

Thatā€™s fine my vote stays on you until you convince me why it shouldnā€™t be on you.

well no she had a legit soft

but uh iā€™m the only one to get it and i think i know why

Reference to ā€œaimbotā€ I assume

amibot is a bot ami made on the discord

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OOooooo she made a bot?

itā€™s a bot thatā€™s primary purpose is to call me a bunch of mean names

yes

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it can do such things as call marshal names!

Nah she has a literal discord bot named amibot.

Also outting softs isnā€™t in our best interest. Iā€™m pretty sure I know what she is as well, but d2 massclaim bad

mindmeld

i could out u right now boomer