Relax, we can all take turns being Sellsword this game
time to intimidate some invokers
urge to post copypasta is rising
time to claim alch and think im saving scum by shifting suspicion…
haha…
Okay I have officially decided I’m gonna do something bad to Ami tonight
kinky or?
is your name arete the cutie
No I’m not worthy of being Arete
anyway
if it wasnt clear my “vulgard is town spiritually” thing was mostly a RT to see how he’d react to a spiritual read this game
i think that slot is probably V
marshal is dumb so im leaning V on it too
chloe is prob V
nappy is prob V
discuss
Do it
then you cant do anything bad to me uwu
wait we didnt discuss this post in scumchat
step sis shut the frick up
I agree except change one read to “nappy is def V”
napoleon to ami, 2020 colorized
You don’t even understand who the fuck you’re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and I’ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that I’ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and it’s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think you’re scum? I don’t deign to think about you myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether you are scum. I don’t need to think about you, because my algorithm has determined that you are scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. We’re talking about a mere 13% chance that you are a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Your only defense, in other words, is that you are so naturally scummy that you’re an outlier.
Whether you’re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics – you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides you’re scum, it’s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means you’re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, I’m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if there’s a small chance you might be town, there’s not even a remote chance that you’re good.
Whoa easy buddy, you trying to get townlocked d1??
anyway i CC prince
That’s right
I’m thinking Marshal is V. His “softs” point him towards being something rather confirmable - yet not exactly a role I see Mastermind or Cult Leader choosing to confirm themself
Hes also not doing anything super funky so