Forum Mafia - Purgatory (Demons Win!)

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#61

You don’t say…here in Purgatory?

#62

I make friends when I am in heaven, thank you very much.

#63

I hardclaimed confirm fish

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#64

/confirm
And I hardclaim that we are all cops. Everyone is cop is this clearly non cop game.

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#65

what if…you are all cops :thunking:

#66

Then we are all most definitely secretly the most cop that cops can be. But the real question is, if we are all cops, are we sending each other to hell because we have five dirty cops in the precinct, or did Jim forget to do the doughnut run for the last time?

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#67

The latter

#68

Goddamn it Jim, you just had to spend five bucks because the chief wanted more doughnuts. GLAZED DONUTS FOR CHRIST’S SAKE JIM

#69

/confim

#70

confirm

#71

Aye it’s me Jim, I don’t know how I got here but bow howdy there are no doughnut shops in purgatory. See last thing I remember was patting this really cool dog and then suddenly I fell down. And bada Bing bada boom, next thing I know, I’m here. Now see I don’t know of not buying donuts for the chief is a sin or not, but I ain’t a bad cop, I just get distracted by pretty dogs. And before you start wailing on me like “POW BADA BING BADA BOOM!” let me tell you that there ain’t no such thing as an ugly dog. They’re all some kinda beautiful to me.

Aye so there are some demons here to, huh? Let me just get my hand cuffs and-
Oh…
I…
I left them in the squad car…
Oh no… My ice-cream is also in the squad car…
Bada Bing bada boom this day is not turning up Jim.
I shoulda stayed an accountant.

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#72

/confirm

#73

meanwhile, Ici is doing a very strange dance in the corner

“Sorry, what’s happening? I’ve been dancing for 3 days straight”

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#74

Requesting a Doughnut shop be built in purgatory

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#75

Request Denied. Donuts are for heaven.

#76

@Lymphoma and @Parfait are the only ones who need to confirm still.

#77

Request that hell be jim saying boy howdy over and over :^)

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#78

Bada boom, donezo

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#79

See now if you were stuck being the donut runner, you wouldn’t think so. The amount of times I’ve had to go back to get some obscure type of donut. Like hey, Bob, I don’t exactly know what kind of donut running operation this is but there are two types of donuts you can get, either glaze, or sprinkles. I don’t understand what this ‘cronut’ thing you want is.
And then there’s the fumbling up at the counter. Like bad Bing bad boom Jimmy boy you’re making a fool outta yourself.
So a donut shop really does belong in purgatory, because they house those sweet dough treats, but you gotta talk to people to get them. And I think it would really help with the economy down… Up… Where ever this place is…

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#80

Confirm

I got no rolecard though

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