Flavor 1:
@Alice died last night. They were Mastermind
But more importantly they were…
Ant in Pants
Ants are widely considered to be the ants of the bug world. They do lots of menial labor, don’t talk much, and are generally terrible at Mahjong. Ants really just don’t have that much personality, or so says the stereotype. Individuality isn’t considered that big a deal to most ants so they just kinda do whatever, follow the leader, go with the flow, and watch the same shows on Netflix that everyone else is watching. One ant though, it was special. It decided it wanted to show off its style in a new and inventive way. It decided to wear pants every day, and get some of its friends to wear pants to. That way, everybody could call them the “Ants in Pants” and they would stand out and be cool and not have to pay at diners sometimes because they were celebrities.
Sadly none of the ant’s friends wanted to help out so it wore pants alone and that ruined the whole rhyming structure of the name. This led to the ant being consumed by a unique form of bitterness: Ant bitterness. It’s like regular bitterness but everybody else in the hive gets bitter too and nobody feels up to attending book club.
Ant in Pants is no longer consumed by ant bitterness. Now it is consumed by death. RIP.